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@obvious_shirts How big was the strike zone that day?

Just wanted to highlight how ridiculous the 1st inning of Kerry Wood’s 20K masterpiece was: - 100mph to the umps face to start the game - What HoFer Craig Biggio called his most embarrassing swing of his career - Strikes out NL batting leader Derek Bell on possibly the nastiest, definition of fall-off-the-table, curveball you’ve ever seen - Strikes out HoFer and one of the greatest fastball hitters…on three fastballs. -Just absolutely disgusting stuff - Kerry Wood Forever

@BarefootStudent So are livable wages. Thanks Boomer!

The resume is dying, per Forbes

This is so accurate 🤣

@ThoughtCrimes80 Private equity airline

I’m actually rooting for this guy. He’s trying to buy Spirit Airlines. Today he launched, “Let’s Buy Spirit Dot Com,” and he’s asking for pledges. Amazingly, he already raised almost $54,000. “Spirit didn't fail because people stopped flying. It failed because Wall Street loaded it with debt and extracted every dollar it could. The routes are real. The demand is real. The only thing missing is ownership that answers to the people — not to shareholders.” Amazing. 👏🏼✈️💛

@TalkinBaseball_ Coors field is tough on all pitchers. He’s got a bright future otherwise

Braves are all over Chase Dollander! He's given up six earned runs tonight after allowing just eight in 32 innings to start the year

@DaEncinoMan He had one of the greatest first two weeks of the season though!

Andy Pages really pisses me off sometimes. Dude is so selfish. 2-0 count and he swings in the dirt and ruins the entire inning. But Kyle Tucker-Conforto really is worst contract

@shadybiev Favorite place to stop four times on road trips to Florida

Yeah this place fucks. My god the South fucking owns us.

@holisticgrenade Cognitive dissonance

Brainwashed people get mad when someone is not brainwashed. They love talking about sports, celebrities, the news and TV shows but whenever you bring up a real life topic like vaccines or fluoride they turn into angry robots. This is because they have been programmed to distract themselves with fake things so that they never reach their full potential in life. They’re incapable of thinking for themselves and all of their thoughts come from external entertainment and media. When you tell them that the food is being poisoned they get mad as if they want the food to be poisoned. When you tell them that fluoride is a waste product or aluminium manufacturing they get mad as if they want to drink it. They get subconsciously mad that you can think outside of the box and they can’t. There’s really no reason to try to help these people wake up. The only way they can wake up is by themselves. Trying to wake up a brainwashed person is a waste of time 99% of the time.

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

NFL teams should play the songs on the playlist during pre-game whenever they play New England. That would be next level trolling.

maybe this is a hot take / rare but i've never been in debt. i treat my credit card like a debit card. i bought my car with cash. the first time i am in "debt" will be when i take out a mortgage on my house. this seems normal to me but learning it's not?

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

@BayeBritt Yep. Second weekend!

@ScubaBootie Yes, it’s that time of year again! Will you be jazzing it up? 🎶🥁🎹🎺🎷

🎺🥁What an Amazing French Quarter Fest🎷🎹…Music to make your Body move, Food to add spice in your life, and Classic N’Awlins Cocktail to cheer me when we meet! 🎶🎵🦐🦞🦪🍹🍸🍻🥂 #NewOrleansDinnerDate 🍽️ #Independent #NewOrleansEscort #FlyMeToYou ✈️

I absolutely hate AI. And I’m not saying this as a technological Luddite. AI is going to wipe out millions of jobs and is already diminishing authentic creativity. A technological step forward that is actually a giant leap backwards for original human endeavour.

Happy HumpDay to my favorite freaks 😘😘❣️ How you doin'? #Humpalicious #Velvelicious #MidWeekMotivation tazel.com/velvetskye

It's MILF Monday, & I am a sports MILF! #GoMarlins!

@KrissiBex Excited to watch dollander pitch today though

Nuggets and Avs!!!!!! *whispers* And Rockies