Jordan

I just read a tweet in English and I didn’t understand a single fucking word that was said

List, filth and sleaze

Black rock n roll

Listening to midnight for the first time 👍

X is just metal without distortion!!!! No it isn’t

Warm init

@BlightYoakam Me and that old man’s child

i keep getting Old Man's Child confused with Nergal's country band Me and That Man

I feel like I am unapproachable and I don’t know if this is good or bad

Shawty's like a melody in my head

I think uk media has a humiliation kink when it comes to posting about the weather

I’m just fucking cock dick balling bro

El weeko

Hellooo England! My näyme is Tobias Forge, and I want you to buy my fjüking snowglobe for 55 quid! Down from 80!! Mäyke some fjüking nooise!!!

Twisted mass of screaming flesh

Celtic Frost really rocks!!!!!

Personally I think spiritual healing is the best death album

I am terrified of being in public nowadays because everyone has cameras

Showing this to the local care home and convincing them the world is going to end