Sean A. Key

The Rift of the Magi A husband and wife have crossed stars and common needs in the retelling of this classic with a bit more...spice. 😈 open.substack.com/pub/seanakey1/…

@hothletes We all won, with this one. Go team!

Wait for it… They are celebrating, so I can only assume that they won. But damn that was a crazy height disadvantage. I thought height means everything in volleyball. 🤷‍♂️

"Find what you love, and let it kill you." Charles Bukowski.

@valkmommy_brynn "Find what you love, and let it kill you." Charles Bukowski.

This is a one way ticket to Valhalla.

@SDDonovan If it's just the immediate action that's troubling me, I jump ahead to what comes after, if I know it. Sometimes it shakes loose how to get to it.

What do you do when you just cannot figure out what to do to move your book forward?

@MadalynnRaye Gawd dammit, there are so many amazing jokes in there that I do not know you well enough to make. 😂😂😂 Enjoy!

Treated myself to a "Dirt Sundae" at random roadside ice cream place, and it came with a plastic shovel spoon for my eating pleasure 😭

A small community in a post apocalyptic world celebrates completion of a project that will give a bit of the old world back to them and reflect on all that was lost, and how. open.substack.com/pub/seanakey1/…

@TheCriticalDri2 Not at all. How bad does the writing have to be that the creator keeps having to explain what's going on?

Genuine question, would ANYONE out there be watching Euphoria if it wasn't for Sydney Sweeney's boobs?

The Rift of the Magi A husband and wife have crossed stars and common needs in the retelling of this classic with a bit more...spice. 😈 open.substack.com/pub/seanakey1/…

Ch.7 We Come to Seize Her Berries… Rachel drags Danny to a party as her PA, to teach him some humility. Danny uses the chance to identify weaknesses. The predators are circling. seanakey1.substack.com/p/drop-dead-si…

Okay...my first feedback has been good. One "that bitch is a monster" and a "holy shit that got intense quickly!".

Definitely my most unhinged work to date: "r/Ais4Awk" has a redditor who needs advice about an awkward situation involving a voodoo enchanted fleshlight and a horrific case of mistaken identity... open.substack.com/pub/seanakey1/…

Drop Dead Sinister Ch.4 Something for the Pain In the aftermath of the brutal scene, Rachel gets some unwelcomed feedback and has to bum a ride from Danny. She has questions he damned well better answer, too. open.substack.com/pub/seanakey1/…

Another day advertising to bots in the bag, I guess.

@ThePeterMcClane It's absolutely that...and extremely hostile.

It’s crazy how the adult industry has this kind of high school dynamic sometimes, where you have your cliques, and like the popular/cool group.

@Hania16836 Talk to her face to face. Walk her in front of a mirror so that she can see what she looks like next to a judgmental bitch...

“My neighbor is 66, but she still dresses and acts like she is much younger . What do you think I should do?”🤦‍♀️

@cuteonlyvibes The atomic bomb.

Name one thing Japan gave to the world

@its_Lynx1 Narcissism.

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??