Sean Braxton
1.2K posts


@offbeatorbit Fun fact the guy who tweeted that later went on to help start liquid death.
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@NYGovPress @stoolpresidente Yes good job, very cool GOVERNOR of New York State. Jesus Christ these people have zero self awareness.
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Booked 2 bikes tomorrow. Hudson Yards. 5:30pm. Y2K Throwback Fridays with Jacob.
Let's work this out.
New York Post@nypost
Hochul dredges up embarrassing Dave Portnoy scandal after he rips her as 'hypocrite' for plea to millionaires trib.al/tfTV2lF
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@barstoolsports @outttoforderrr One of the best videos they’ve ever made
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@Variety At least make it something fun like:
- Labubu Vs. Predator
- Labubunado
- Lars and Labubu's Infinite Algorithm
Actually, just bring me into the writers room thx xoxo
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Sony’s upcoming “Labubu” movie has tapped “Dear Evan Hansen” screenwriter Steven Levenson to co-write the script alongside director Paul King.
variety.com/2026/film/news…

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@BillShaikin Hi bill, I’m from vice. Can you confirm if those are fluid ounces?
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@nickturani @Blutman27 The Adrian Peterson reference made me laugh so hard my baby woke up from his nap
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@thyhighs @offbeatorbit Hi, I’ve been in soups for 40 years and can confirm this is not good for your camera
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Here's your best new food item at an MLB ballpark this year: Chicken & Churros at Wrigley Field!
(Source: @LevyRestaurants)

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@HowTheProsDo @DKSportsbook I’m your host. Based on a review of your last 1,000 wagers, 89% have been on unders in women’s sports. We also have a well-documented history of you voicing similar complaints. All of these items are considered when we give out bonus bets.
If you’d like to discuss, I’m here.
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Yup. We’re done @DKSportsbook
I know my host is on X, but I don’t know his handle.
We’re done. Idgaf if they’re a partner or not
Guarantee I have 10000x the amount wagered then this clown and haven’t seen an ounce of this
It’s official. I’m done with DK
Liam Blutman@Blutman27
The First Weekend of the NCAA Tournament is gonna rock We must get in the lab and come up with five winners. Tweet me your favorite bets! Thank You @DKSportsbook
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my grandmother once nursed my ankle fracture back to health by rubbing it with olive oil and wrapping it in a cold compress of pasted garlic, onion and salt
Endi@endrittt_
Albanians have been ahead of the curve
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@SeanYoo Gonna watch it in 30 minute increments while driving to work over the course of the week, just as the director intended
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need everyone to watch this because it rocks
netflix⁷@netflix
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, directed by Nia DaCosta, is coming to Netflix in the US on March 31.
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@tru_fru My wife just left me and took the tru fru with her. Plz send
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