Sean Braxton

@rotomikebarner You’re missing Obama

New signed Dream Team jerseys are hung up. Collection almost complete!

@offbeatorbit Fun fact the guy who tweeted that later went on to help start liquid death.

"I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am..."

@_vandul Heard he didn’t test his shit

Just gonna knock em all out in one go if that’s chill w you guys

To Chuck Norris: rest now brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. You just created 1000 Chuck Norris’s Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Chuck Norris was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.

@ZohranKMamdani Milk is haram

nothing like it

@timelesssports_ Which is which?

Isaiah Thomas and Kevin Love, 2005 ABCD Camp.

@GovEvers @BadgerMBB Dummy

Who do I have going all the way? The home team, of course! Let's go, Red! @BadgerMBB 👐

@NYGovPress @stoolpresidente Yes good job, very cool GOVERNOR of New York State. Jesus Christ these people have zero self awareness.

.@stoolpresidente Booked 2 bikes tomorrow. Hudson Yards. 5:30pm. Y2K Throwback Fridays with Jacob. Let's work this out.

@barstoolsports @outttoforderrr One of the best videos they’ve ever made

BRACKETS (2026) @outttoforderrr

@JerryQuickel Missing university of Miami

Milestone helmet this week as I received my 650th helmet! My goal is to reach 700 by the end of the year! 50 is a lot but there are so many great schools out there that I would like represented in my collection! What a blast it has been! Please retweet to help me reach my goal!

@luke_janicki @Variety 12 Angry Labubus

@Variety At least make it something fun like: - Labubu Vs. Predator - Labubunado - Lars and Labubu's Infinite Algorithm Actually, just bring me into the writers room thx xoxo

Sony’s upcoming “Labubu” movie has tapped “Dear Evan Hansen” screenwriter Steven Levenson to co-write the script alongside director Paul King. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@BillShaikin Hi bill, I’m from vice. Can you confirm if those are fluid ounces?

The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.

@babykeem Radio by Lana del ray

what’s your favorite song

@nickturani @Blutman27 The Adrian Peterson reference made me laugh so hard my baby woke up from his nap

All roads lead to Troy #ExperianBoostOrBust

@thyhighs @offbeatorbit Hi, I’ve been in soups for 40 years and can confirm this is not good for your camera

does anyone have a sony FX3 i can borrow tomorrow i just dropped mine in lentil soup

@darrenrovell @LevyRestaurants That’s shit from a butt

Here's your best new food item at an MLB ballpark this year: Chicken & Churros at Wrigley Field! (Source: @LevyRestaurants)

@HowTheProsDo @DKSportsbook I’m your host. Based on a review of your last 1,000 wagers, 89% have been on unders in women’s sports. We also have a well-documented history of you voicing similar complaints. All of these items are considered when we give out bonus bets. If you’d like to discuss, I’m here.

Yup. We’re done @DKSportsbook I know my host is on X, but I don’t know his handle. We’re done. Idgaf if they’re a partner or not Guarantee I have 10000x the amount wagered then this clown and haven’t seen an ounce of this It’s official. I’m done with DK

my grandmother once nursed my ankle fracture back to health by rubbing it with olive oil and wrapping it in a cold compress of pasted garlic, onion and salt

@StevenxTCG @GeeksStopTCG In my ass

What’s your favorite way to display your cards? I need some inspo ✨

@SeanYoo Gonna watch it in 30 minute increments while driving to work over the course of the week, just as the director intended

need everyone to watch this because it rocks

@tru_fru My wife just left me and took the tru fru with her. Plz send

WHO WANNA FREE TRU FRU PR BOXXXXX