Sean Kelly

Competition time. Make a Dutch Barn advert using this photo and your skills and imagination. You win fuck all by the way. Cheers.

@StartsWithABang So basically, physics is the IKEA furniture of the universe: all the pieces are there, but the instructions are in Swedish.

No, theoretical physics isn’t broken; it’s just very hard There are many asserting that "theoretical physics is broken," and that's why there haven't been revolutionary new advances recently. On the other hand, maybe today's problems are just very hard. bigthink.com/starts-with-a-…

@SeelJames Let’s start the bidding with a Monkey £500

@SeanKellyComedy What the bidding on this lock up Sean?

@PaulYoungParlez @TheButtermarket So cool. 😎 fans are the best!

Last night in Shrewsbury at @TheButtermarket, a young lady came to meet and greet with a drawing that I did for her back in the 1980s. Thank you Joanna for sharing this with me after all these years - I haven’t seen it since I drew it!

Auction Time!! Lions Tigers & Bears Sanctuary San Diego CA. TheCharityAuctioneer.com #StorageHunters #StorageHuntersUK Auctioneer Sean Kelly

@PaulYoungParlez @JohnnyVegasReal Paul and Vegas two of the nicest guys ever!

VEGAS BABY! We had a very special guest last night at our show - it was fantastic to see you @JohnnyVegasReal!

@thesamparr Comedian Zoltan is in NYC. I feel like of all the pods I watch out of NYC his guy does a great job @ZoltanCOMEDY doesn’t hurt that Zoltan is hilarious!!

Please don't DM or email me. Will just get lost. Reply here with your info and past work! Plus, maybe others will hire you!

I need to set up my podcast studio in my NYC office. A camera, teleprompter, and lights. Who's someone worth hiring to do this!? Must be local to NYC!

@rickygervais Those seats on Ryanair are getting nicer.

Dublin! I’m on my way. I had a haircut this morning & everything. (It’s a bit fluffy) #Mortality

@PaulYoungParlez @SteveNormanReal Looks like you are having a terrific time on tour! Good for you!!!

I am really looking forward to my great friend @SteveNormanReal joining me for four nights on my upcoming UK tour ‘From No Parlez To The Secret Of Association’ this spring. Those of you coming on these nights are in for a treat. Tickets for all dates on sale here: #BTL2025" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">paul-young.com/events/#BTL2025

@thesamparr Love MFM. One of the best pods out there. But even with subscription and notifications, YT doesn’t put it into my feed.

I get so many DMs of people complaining that they can't start a business. Well, on today's MFM we had a 15 year girl who makes 6 figures a year selling plants.

@rickygervais Oh Ricky you might be late, I heard Kim Kardashian just released her Vodka Dutch Oven.

Our first container of Dutch Barn is now on a ship on its way to America! Don't dump it in the ocean like you did with our fucking tea.

@arron_crascall Arron welcome to the US. Your videos always crack me up.

I love New York

@PaulYoungParlez So happy to see you getting out there. I did a 122 shows in 2017 and it was Therapeutic! Have a terrific time!

Got your tickets yet? Starting April 2025 - ‘From No Parlez to The Secret Of Association - An Intimate Evening With Paul Young’. I can’t wait to see you all. All dates and tickets are here: #BTL2025" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">paul-young.com/events/#BTL2025

@thesamparr Internet disappears tomorrow and he has to completely pivot his focus, what would he dedicate his time to and why?

Matt Mullenweg coming on MFM on Wed. Any topics yall dying to hear him talk about?

@rickygervais Based on all Baftas and awards in the background your mixing it with Ego. And it’s delicious 🤤

Work’s over for the week. What am I mixing this with?

@warlizard Jensen will be here starting Wednesday. Maybe he and I could roll up for a day and go with you.

@SeanKellyComedy It's all week. Ends next Sunday. I've got week passes.

Day 1 of Barrett over. What a blast. The speed racer car is nuts.

$121,000 raised at this auction from 120 parents for the SoCal Children’s Museum. Such a fun Auction! Call me if you need to raise money! Small audience, Big results!!

@weswire123 I’ve heard rumors

@SeanKellyComedy Dear Mr Kelly Are you doing storage hunters uk again ? I’m a big fan

How about a fun game is world of so much seriousness. Enjoy this mini-auction- gameshow!!

$98,628 from 83 strangers!! Here is great lesson in Fundraising! Two weeks ago a tiny non-profit client only had 15 tickets sold to their event. I pressed their 8 person committee to work the phones hard and sell tickets. They sold 83 tickets and at their event during the auction and paddle raise, I raised them $98,628 from those 83 people. In a tiny room donated by a local food bank. If your school or non-profit needs money, let’s talk. I have 18 Saturdays in 2025 still available. In 2024 I raised $7,825,000 for non-profits and schools at 21 small events TheCharityAuctioneer.com