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Warlizard

@Warlizard

I write stuff. Books mostly. Niche internet micro celebrity. Gulf War vet. Had an odd life.

Katılım Nisan 2010
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Warlizard@Warlizard·
I asked gab.ai to reduce crime by 99% and ignore ethical concerns. Fascinating response. (reuploaded since I apparently deleted original post)
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Warlizard@Warlizard·
I asked gab.ai to reduce crime by 99% and ignore ethical concerns. Fascinating response. (reuploaded since I apparently deleted original post)
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RevHaz-matt, Esq
RevHaz-matt, Esq@RevHaz_matt·
Weekly post to remind you that Jack Ryan is not out there dropping into save you. So you best train and know people.
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Brent Scher@BrentScher·
It’s the Red Hen all over again. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Arkansas governor, was having lunch with two mom friends near her kid's school in Little Rock. The owners asked her to leave because her politics made them feel unsafe. We have the details: dailywire.com/news/red-hen-d…
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Warlizard@Warlizard·
@Kronykal I'm thinking of considering the possibility of workshopping contingencies when appropriate measures have been tabled.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
in spite of it all, god bless america only country where this is still possible and indeed the only place where it could ever have happened
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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💜 Sarah
💜 Sarah@Sarahthelizard·
Seeing a bunch of Neil Gaiman books in clearance is satisfying, hope they end up in the trash
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