Sean Studd

Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United: - Chinese water torture - Stubbing your toe - Walking on hot coals - Being stung by wasps - Drowning - Sitting on a cactus - Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic - Having kidney stones - Drinking bleach - Being kicked in the balls - 1st degree burns - Snapping your Achilles tendon - Getting your limbs cut off - Being beheaded - Being eaten by a pack of wolves - Being hit by a bullet train - Being boiled alive - Radiation poisoning - Stepping on a landmine - Being skinned alive - Falling into a black hole

@magsmighty1 I’d take Ian Holloway for 8 games to be honest. I’m done with Eddie Howe .

@SeanStudd Would Harry Redknapp step in for 8 games ? Lol 😂

Ian Holloway . Definite upgrade .

Sienna Tindall has royally fucked up. If we were to be losing our next home game to ( of all teams Bournemouth ) I can see a free for all from the crowd targeting her bellend fake tanned father . Then she’ll she what “fickle” fans can really be like . Fucking stupid bint . #nufc

Why hasn’t Arteta brought on England’s best player yet ? Kind of making the English sporting press look like knobheads .

Just a reminder Bournemouth went down because Howe refused to adapt or even try to change the way he plays . #nufc

Quite simply cannot trust Howe with another PENNY of the clubs money . Doors that way Eddie . #nufc

Hoping for the breaking news ticker during the Spurs game (or the final at the latest )saying Howe has gone. There’s no alternative. We are done . #nufc

If that’s them playing like their lives depended on it , or even just playing for the fans , we’re fucked . Eddie Howe lost all credibility . Done . Cooked . Stale . We’re back to Bruce era . #nufc

Tonight . Tomorrow lunchtime at the latest. He and his fucking staff need to go . #nufc

There’s no longer a debate about this now . Eddie Howe is cooked . Get him out before our next fixture. #nufc

🚨💣 Shocking scenes outside St James’ Park. 😳 Fights have broken out among fans, leaving one supporter in a serious condition. CPR was administered on the spot before he was taken away by ambulance. Not good at all. 🙏🏻

Alan Smith “ the last 10 mins in here have been deafening “ Wouldn’t know mate , @SkySportsPL talking about Fanalysis right before KO . #nufc

Struggling to keep the gag down 10mins before KO . Jesus I fucking hate this game. #nufc

Trippier disaster class incoming . Can see a red for him . #nufc

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Rayo Vallecano have lost 10 games in La Liga and are 13th in the league. Meanwhile Liverpool have also lost 10 games in the Premier League and are still 5th in the league.

Influencers “stranded “ & “fleeing” Dubai. Here’s an idea , keep them there , put them all together with a target on them & then never use the word “influencer” ever again . Problem solved .

Only in America you would see this ! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

This scene in Miami Vice where "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins plays stands as one of TV's all time greatest cinematic sequences. It effortlessly establishes the mood and highlights just how far today's television industry has fallen. This authentic soul is gone.