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@ethanblinck Lightweight. I start my day with 4 shots! 😂

barista pulled an extra shot of espresso by mistake and offered it to me as I was filling up my coffee, so I’m having a shot in the dark for the first time since grad school. kind of incredible this is legal

@LukeDistelhorst @SeattleKraken Why is that place deserted?

@LukeDistelhorst @SoundTransit @KingCountyMetro Looks like something is wrong with that train.

@LukeDistelhorst Did they kick you off at the stadium? 😑

@KyleJamesHoward Yes, but I’m white.

@PatrJoe @seattletimes *you’re

@SeattleIan2 @seattletimes Wow. You actually posted that in public. Let me guess your college educated? Explains a lot. Go back to getting all your manipulated media info off your phone or computer.

Gun crime in Seattle this spring is up 75% over last year, writes columnist Danny Westneat. How can a liberal city that wants hard gun control but soft policing solve this? st.news/39sqYOq

@LukeDistelhorst It gets worse. Was initially listed at $2.6M a few days ago… redfin.com/WA/Seattle/751…

@ethanblinck Was it that huge building by the airport that seems like it has been under construction for years!? Because, if so, you are probably right!

<me, reasonably commenting on the size of an apartment complex in Denver>: wow, I bet you could fit all of Santa Fe in that building <spouse, unreasonably>: that’s the most country bumpkin thing I’ve ever heard you say

@bobmouldmusic I’m quite perplexed why we seem to find it so hard to get behind the concept of wearing masks to protect others. So much of the rhetoric is about personal freedom. What about personal responsibility!?

Thanks to the LA Times for including me in this article. I’m curious to hear your thoughts and experiences as concert attendees. latimes.com/entertainment-…

@bobmouldmusic Hope you are feeling ok!

Tonight’s performance in Seattle has been rescheduled. The new date is Sat Jul 30. tickets.thetripledoor.net/eventperforman…

@LukeDistelhorst @ternbicycles @TernBicyclesNA What is the per mile federal reimbursement rate for use of a personal bicycle for work purposes? ;-)

@SplitSingleband @superchunk @jonwurster @mergerecords Looking forward to the show!

Looking forward to seeing these very serious ppl. Superchunk tour starts in Seattle Monday!

@LukeDistelhorst @MyCommTrans You aren’t supposed to talk about run club.

@ethanblinck Your neighbors have a wishing well!

some days all you can do is drink a beer on the roof

@LukeDistelhorst Twitter needs something other than a like button for tweets like these.

@nom_du_guerre @beatleggs @DivestSPD qz.com/410585/garbage…

@beatleggs @DivestSPD One of the single dumbest tweets I’ve ever read.

Police funerals are often a massive public spectacle. This is propaganda designed to: 1.) Create a false sense that policing is a uniquely dangerous job (it's not) 2.) Reinforce the idea that policing is a sacred public service sanctified by the sacrifice of officers

@ethanblinck Hopefully you weren’t listening on Spotify!

it’s a great day to listen to ‘Zuma’, the landmark 1975 album by popular recording artists Neil Young & Crazy Horse

@angryseattle He approved a new dog park! 😂

Has my new mayor done anything substantive yet? Extending the eviction moratorium by 30d and retweeting other local government accounts doesn’t count.

@LukeDistelhorst I should have guessed. I haven’t been up there since the recent logging.