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The long walk was a seriously depressing movie

@ProudSocialist Vote them out. Treasonous assholes

These 50 GOP Senators just voted to merge the U.S. military with Israel’s military. Every single one of them should be tried for treason.

@UtdDistrict @ManUtd Yeah, cause he's the best source 😂

🚨 | #mufc aim to make THREE MORE signings this summer after Andrey Santos, Karl Darlow and Youri Tielemans. In an ideal world, United would also sign: - A third midfielder - A left-winger - A forward [Samuel Luckhurst]

@atrupar thats his answer for everything, do your fucking job weasel

Q: The ICE agents who killed a person in Maine yesterday were reportedly not using body cameras. That's despite DHS officials coming to Congress and repeatedly saying they want to expand body cam usage. Does there need to be accountability? MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know anything about this event. I was a little busy yesterday. You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours.

@Udewalter_ you wanna try that reply again in english?

@SeattleStrong It since like you didn’t get my tweet

Has anyone else noticed this. The moment Manchester United walked away from overpriced deals for players like Elliot Anderson, Sandro Tonali and Mateus Fernandes, the market suddenly cooled. Clubs stopped throwing around €100m valuations like confetti, and big money deals slowed right down. INEOS pivoted to Andrey Santos and Youri Tielemans instead. Love us or hate us, Manchester United still move the market. When the biggest club refuses to overpay, everyone else eventually has to face reality. That’s influence.

@Furbeti So he'll be paying for the repairs and put in prison for felony vandalism?

Is it worth noting that while it was still being applied, Trump’s motorcade took a fleet of heavy SUVs directly across the freshly laid sealant, potentially damaging the barely cured surface?

@KenPaxtonTX I can't tell where youre looking, but I hope texas looks towards the future with talarico and not with a pedophile protector adulterer

HEARTFELT REQUEST. PLEASE WATCH

@BenDesigned bouaddi and it aint close, but given he'll cost around 100m thats unrealisitic. If we can get wharton for under 75 I'd say him but thats also unlikely

Bouaddi (18) Wharton (22) Baleba (22) Scott (23) Choose your final warrior. GO!

@Udewalter_ You mentioned neither of them and neither were heavily linked to united to the point talks with the player or club were real

@SeattleStrong How is the deal of Bruno Guimaraes, Yan Diomande going

@Cantonadevils Well considering ugarte is out for the year and will be sold asap, orozco will be with the u21s and the youngsters will be loaned or with the u21s, how are 5 players for 3 spots really gonna be starving for minutes?

🚨‼️Hot take; Michael Carrick Failure at Middlesbrough was his inability to incorporate new signings and find a balance in profiles. Manchester United will be stacked in the midfield and players will demand game time; • Ugarte • Bruno Fernandes • Mason Mount • Andrey Santos • Youri Tielemans • Kobbie Mainoo • Cristian Orozco Coupled with Carrington kids like; • Tyler Fletcher • Jim Thwaites • Toby Collyer Carrick has to find a balance and know his starting 11 and this preseason is the best opportunity to do so. Carrick can’t afford to make thesame Middlesbrough mistake again.

@TouchmineX Imagine thinking something that happened 13 years ago is relevant to today. Ronaldo was absolutely awful this tournament, like he has been in pretty much every tournament in his career.

🚨🇵🇹 Pepe hits back at Zlatan Ibrahimović over his comments on Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup: "In 2013, we sent him home and secured our place at the World Cup thanks to an extraordinary performance from Cristiano Ronaldo. That's something Zlatan will never forget. Now, Zlatan clings to Messi's achievements as if they were part of his own legacy because he needs controversy to stay relevant." Zlatan got destroyed. 🤐🔥

@FabrizioRomano Chelsea demanding a guarantee buy option is rich considering they paid to avoid having to buy sancho 😂

🚨🟡🔴 Alejandro Garnacho opened doors to AS Roma move last week as club to club talks continue with intermediaries involved. Roma insist on loan deal with mandatory buy clause, deal on; Chelsea want permanent/guaranteed buy clause. 🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/qPydAQTRKLM

@EliteClubS0B Other than completely wasting bron. putting him with a youtuber, and two flops completely kills his character

I don't know about y'all, but I really enjoyed that segment. Logan Paul as the mouthpiece, Bron Breakker as the powerhouse, and Maxxine & Theory doing their own thing. This version of The Vision has real potential if it's booked correctly. #WWERaw

@DeadlineDayLive Mount and 20m for hall and you got a deal lol

🚨 Newcastle United have made contact over a potential move for Manchester United midfielder Mason Mount. Eddie Howe is targeting midfield reinforcements after missing out on Johan Manzambi and losing Sandro Tonali. Manchester United have rejected the approach and insist Mount remains part of Michael Carrick's plans. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@TheRealSkrip @Owennfa Theres absolutely no shot those are real listings on that account 😂

@TheRealSkrip @Owennfa I need to "pull my head out of my ass" but you can't even keep your story straight 😂 where are these 4 bedroom houses for 800 a month? Gaza?

BOOMER: "I retired at 55 with a full pension." YOU: "That's not possible anymore." BOOMER: "Why not?" YOU: "Pensions don't exist. I have a 401k." BOOMER: "Just save more." YOU: "I'm paying $2,000 rent, $500 student loans, $400 car payment." BOOMER: "You're spending too much." YOU: "On what? Survival?" BOOMER: "I bought a house for $50,000 in 1975." YOU: "Houses are $450,000 now." BOOMER: "You should've bought sooner." YOU: "I was 22 with $40,000 in debt." BOOMER: "We had it harder." YOU: "You had pensions and affordable housing." YOU: "I have neither." BOOMER: "Stop complaining." The system changed. You just refuse to see it.

@jacksonhinkle Dead

Describe Lindsey Graham with 1 word.

@DemocraticWins Well hes dead so

BREAKING: New polling in South Carolina has Republicans terrified of another Democratic flip opportunity where Dr. Annie Andrews is only 3 points behind Lindsey Graham. This is amazing.

@TheRealSkrip @Owennfa Youre so full of shit

@Owennfa Or you think that living in NYC and paying $2,000 rent is a necessity. No, that is a choice. My town has 4 bedroom homes for rent for $200. Get some roommates and pay $200. It’s a choice. You are choosing wrong.