Desmond Duval

Hey twitter, how many times do I have to click retweet on @jaubreyYT's post before you'll actually add it to my profile? You seem to keep mysteriously missing my clicks or something...

So the posts calling out Jake Shields (who advocated for the public executions of doctors and teachers of trans kids) have now been deleted by Twitter My screenshot exposing Twitter blue users gleefully supporting genocide is now gone Trying to keep this one quiet? @elonmusk

C'mon @Twitch, /really/? Two decimal points isn't close enough?

@judecomputer Go off so hard they forget what on ever was. Continuing to do something you're still learning is probably the hardest thing people ever do; I hope you become better at your hobbies than you ever dreamed you could. Also, you're pretty dang good already <3

today i decided to start playing around with watercolors even though i have never painted in my life. doing something without the goal of becoming good at it is very hard, but i love the act of painting even if the result looks like absolute garbage. it’s fun as hell.

Due to work scheduling, it makes sense somehow for me to stream long and late tonight! Come make sure I'm awake with Airhorns and Surprise Leeroy Jenkins'es! twitch.tv/secarelupus

Wait, a roguelike where you play a crab with a gun? Sign me up yesterda... oh it just released two days ago, nevermind then... Anyway... twitch.tv/secarelupus

The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome

Driving TRUCKS now! Continued adventures in For the King with @ZombieRomeo69 tonight! It won't be the same if you can't make it! twitch.tv/secarelupus

Dino-saurs and then RP for late stream Thursday! twitch.tv/unkiedankmeme twitch.tv/unkiedankmeme twitch.tv/unkiedankmeme twitch.tv/unkiedankmeme

Totally legit businessman who has a love for grass twitch.tv/fridgestv

@judecomputer In THIS house, we normalize our paint ratios to Taupe, and I'm tired of this Taupe-shaming

just saw a video where someone was mixing paint colors and they said “one part taupe, half part green, half part yellow” or whatever. wtf do you mean half part. that’s two parts taupe, one green, one yellow. this is a stupid thing to have noticed and also to tweet about but WHAT

Streaming SnowRunner tonight! Any company who won't distract me into crashing is invited to come laugh when I crash anyway! <3 twitch.tv/secarelupus

@MegaDan_X @CaseyExplosion I don't have strong options on the quality of tEW1, but the thing that always squicked me, was the Ruvik invented serum that kept the subject alive, aware, and in pain indefinitely. Never seen an essay or let's play mention that facet, but it's the most horrifying detail to me.

This game rules

@judecomputer It's like a surprise game of "Tell me you're on the spectrum without telling me."

frank forgot i was playing stardew valley and was briefly alarmed when he asked me what i was writing and i said “a list of everyone i still need to become friends with”

@TommyOkktane @Chinchillazllla That seems harsh... There's still cops with the punisher logo on the back window of their trucks...

@Chinchillazllla Oakley stock down 32% in after-hours trading due to the possible evaporation of client base.

Cosigning

I begin to type my post; "vtubers lack the inherent queer solidarity of furries as their nonconformist identity is a primarily capitalist spectacle" armed officers burst into the building, my body is shredded by gunfire

Like, c'mon ChatGPT, you decided that "co-temporal synchronicity" was worth taking seriously, but my suggestion that pop-tarts inspired ravioli and not the other way around, THAT was a bridge too far?

I just got "No, and"-ed so hard by ChatGPT on my ridiculous prompt that I'm pretty sure I need burn ointment. It titled our chat, "Synchronycity Misunderstood."

@GoadGatsby Boure-gurr-kiing

March Fashness is around the corner and I am proud to announce that sex pest Caleb Maupin is a lock to make the field.