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@judecomputer

i was forged not born

Katılım Şubat 2009
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i don’t post shit i don’t go online
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plant update btw she’s still alive and doing…fine. (watered her after taking this, don’t SAY ANYTHING)
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it’s fine it’s gonna be fine. just uh. battle-tested. has character. (violent criminal also pictured)
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for the first time in like 15 years i have a real alive plant and it’s NOT going to die i’m going to do a GOOD JOB ok i want to be a plant person (@hideous_pizza made it for me from her plant and she’s going to help and make sure i don’t fuck it up)
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i will never unsubscribe from emails from the parent company of the now closed bowling alley i used to go to, or the antique car forum i subscribed to so i could vote in a contest for a former coworker who has since died. i’m bizarrely attached to them. i don’t know why.
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i knowwwww they’re gonna close with came out swinging and i’m going to burst into a cloud of dust, never to be seen again
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have actually started tearing up twice just from thinking about cigarettes & saints
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tonight i get to see the wonder years live for the first time :) i have loved them for almost 15 years :) im so excited and i know for certain that singing along to some of these songs with a bunch of people is going to make me cry in a good way
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there is N O T H I N G i love more than a guy who is obsessed with avenging his wife and always goes straight to violence. and no i’m not going to be examining that. thank you.
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about to become feral bye
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@machelrillman my fave part (that also makes me feel insane) is people being like “and it was JUDE LAW’s daughter”. like obviously he’s famous but he’s not THAT type of famous like none of you have thought about jude law since the new pope shut UP lol
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a former coworker said “she does that sort of thing because you let her think it’s okay instead of training her” i’m sorry did you mistake her for a dog? she’s barely even a cat. she’s an infernal imp. she does this sort of thing because her nature compels her. and she’s perfect!
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you would never guess that she just drew blood with her claws because i wouldn’t let her eat a tiny meatball off of the spoon which was already partially in my mouth…
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i’m what i would call capable but not quite good when it comes to making garments but i have several fabrics in my mood wishlist that are over $100/yard. i need a patron so bad. please i have a vision
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i regularly reference this tweet aloud in conversation as if the @shitshowdotinfo lexicon is a beloved pop culture sensation that my friends and colleagues will not only recognize but be delighted by. but they don’t GET IT.
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TWO of my cats are mad at me right now and it’s like. okay. get a job and move out then. get a hobby besides following me around you wack little bitch. sleep through the whole damn day about it see if i care.
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i’m mostly pretty smart but someone could absolutely train me to do tasks with one of those little clickers. sorry. i love the sound. and if there was some kind of treat as well? hell yeah dude.
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me: i love to inhale ancient spores. i love getting my head bounced off cement. Guy who just followed me: I seriously doubt you enjoy that
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i actually meant to put this on alt but. that’s ok.
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me all day yesterday: i canNOT stand by for the Avengerfication of Bernthal’s Punisher i want that man to walk me like a DOG he can’t be GOOFING AROUND with SPIDER MAN me today when i finally decide to watch the trailer and it’s “What the hell Frank?! You hit me with a van!”:
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