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@SussexCoChicken To Mark Briscoe, from one identical twin to another: Nothing compares when you lose your twin. Your YOUNGER twin. NOTHING. Nothing but love and sympathy to you and your family.

@prageru I've dreamt of ratioing your punk ass for so long.

Mrs. Doubtfire was ahead of his time.

@The_MJF Get him started on some foreign objects, amiright?

Maybe that pudgy little piggy should get off the couch and train period.

@The_MJF No, those KNUCKLES are.

@MaxRussoPRMS @MSidgwick I’m a world champion you dumb bitch.

Soccer isn’t a real sport. #WorldcupQatar2022

GREAT point about teaching CRT getting someone like Jerry Jones exposed. ttps://youtube.com/shorts/CRRS4vvR2as?feature=share

@prageru I was passed up THREE times for a departmental promotion between 2010-2011. Who was considered over ME? A cashier later arrested ON SHIFT for writing a bad check and an employee hired on two months before I left for good. The company?? HOBBY LOBBY.

No country rewards hard work like the United States of America.

@prageru How long until you charlatans re-rename French fries again?

How long until they rename Black Friday?

@elonmusk You're certainly not fucking helping, lemme just put it to ya that way.

What do you think of the culture war?

Every time they ask you "How can we afford that?"

@ReturnofR nme.com/reviews/review…

Who is the LOUDEST band of ALL TIME?

@prageru ...the era in which the Prosperity Gospel had finally sunk its acidic teeth into any wholesome biblical teaching, it'd finally turned Christianity against the wisdom of true humility.

History books will describe the present era as...

@ThatEricAlper Cameron finally showing up and taking one for the team in Ferris Buehler's Day Off.

@prageru Liberation theology.

What are you thankful for?

Uh uh, @SergeantJessic6. Please unfollow me.

@CSPDPIO Good thing there were patrons in the club to do your job for you.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3VmVXhj

For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital

All too real now.

LAP LAP LAP, @MattWalshBlog.