Church Secretary

It's been a while (ok, years). Things have changed here....a LOT. 😲

@SimplePreacher Well....they have that tracking thing on their phones so they know where each other are at all times. I refuse to be tracked. Trust me or dont.

@SecretaryTruths How else can someone tell if the other person is where they say they are?

Help me understand. FaceTiming w/your spouse, every single day, several times a day, and loudly. It's not like yall didn't JUST see each other at the house, and won't see each other again in a couple hours. I just don't get it....and (IMHO) it's rude.

@andynotfunny (it's not even the youth pastor)

PSA: Always....please, treat your church office staff with respect.

Fyi....the 2nd day of the year is not the day to ask about your 2021 contribution statement.

Mind boggling the number of people that don't "feel safe" returning to church activities, but have no issue dining out or attending sporting events. #checkyourheart

What's your least favorite phrase? Mine: "It is what it is." No. Most of the time, it is the result of your poor planning or lack of effort. That's just an attempt to blow off your responsibilities, or pass the blame.

If you have not missed a paycheck in this last year+....thank God, and your employer. God blessed them so they could bless you. A simple "thank you" would mean tons.

@andynotfunny That's one adjective you could use.....

"OPEN THE CHURCH, FULLY!! NOW!! But don't ask me to volunteer anywhere. I'm just not comfortable with that yet." ...ok...🤔

The same people texting the pastor that they can't take a chance and drive to church in the snow, are posting photos of Valentine dinner at restaurants the same day. 🤔 I see.......

I've heard comments about how "cool" it must be to be on staff at a church. There is a coolness factor. But you also have to be willing show grace and mercy to members/coworkers that are intentionally deceitful and downright mean. It happens more than people realize, & it's hard.

Pushy Salesman: "You don't have 15-20 minutes to join us on the sales call?" Uh. No, I don't. And I owe you no excuses/reasons.

When things get back to the "old normal", I expect you to work your BUTT off and earn every $ your were paid during #covid19

@SimplePreacher Super.

@SecretaryTruths Currently passing your name around at the nursing home.

What have I posted - ever - that would make anyone think I wanted to see your "sexy pictures"?🤦‍♀️

@SimplePreacher 🤦‍♀️

@SecretaryTruths Oh, you want pictures? I will let people know.

Don’t laugh. At. All. Triple dog dare you.

Be mad because we're not "having church", but at least ve honest and admit you're not watching online, and when we did "have church" you rarely attended.