Sam ♋♒♍

Satyriasis: Uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire in a man Satyr: Lustful creature with goat features Result: slutty men = "old goat"

@TMobileHelp You have some serious dead spots in North Dakota's largest town. That's no bueno.

@ProfGinger Would it be a bad thing? No. Will he believe you? No. Men do not receive compliments or positive comments unless there is an ulterior motive involved.

Don’t just stare. Say hi.🤗

@FarmgirlaliceL Happy birthday! May it be a wonderful day, but don't grow up - you're wonderful just the way you are ❤️😍❤️

it's my birthday, do you think I'll finally hit a growth spurt? 😂

@Melissa_sech Yes. Prefer things to not be shaved, but I'll gladly look 😁

Je viens de me raser… tu veux voir ? Réponse simple : oui ou non. (très sérieux ) 🇫🇷🫢

@Beckyxxo3 Average for your height.

@RedHeadAliceL Are we talking cinema theater, stage theatre, or community "theater in the park"? 🤔 Because they're all great! 😃

4'8", 35 years old and a big theater nerd- would you date me? 😳

@shyxtaylax 🍑

comment a "🍑" and see what happens

@staylas0 YES! 😃

@shyxangel Yes plz!!!

@shyissexyasf Absolutely!

@iamlucelf Mommy!!!

call me 'mommy' for a surprise

@JReinerMD There is so much going wrong with this administration, and it would be a good idea to have the top removed for potential schizophrenia. His actions match those of others with whom I've dealt that had that unfortunate disease.

Would it be OK to nominate someone for US Attorney General if they never passed the bar and wasn’t licensed to practice law? Then why is it OK to nominate for US Surgeon General someone who didn’t complete a residency and isn’t licensed to practice medicine?

@elonmusk For every hour that Congress fails to pass a balanced budget, not these ridiculous "Continuing Resolutions," each Representative and Senator should be fined the equivalent of their hourly rate. Once they feel the pinch they might actually do the job for which they were elected.

Your actions turned a bill that weighed pounds into a bill that weighed ounces! You are the media now. VOX POPULI VOX DEI

@carleydumpy Send

@Adera2x Hi there! Yep, mine and hers 😎

@lyricscott10 I love the wings and placement!

@authenticme84 @ask_aubry This "man" probably has a set of testicles hanging from his truck hitch to compensate for his lack of... well, anything manly.

@ask_aubry Can’t win for loosing. We’re miserable old cat ladies if we don’t have kids, but we’re gross if we do.

Oh why won't anybody think about his d*ck while giving birth.

Who needs a FREE Gaming PC? In less than 48 hours we’re giving this Gaming PC built by @Brparadox away!