Dane Rauschenberg

I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.) Recap of the adventure here: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2023/03/mappin…

You can tell a lot about a person from the way they scream when they wake up after you have buried them alive.

Awesome places I have been #554 Painted Hills, OR

@Mollyploofkins Oh god damn you, that's good.

McConnell's on eternity leave.

Forget the soccer football debate. "Goalball" is the dumbest name ever.

Oh muffin! more lol.

Meet the senior staff running Mitch McConnell's DC office. You pay their salaries. You're entitled to know what they're keeping from us. Let them know how you feel.

lol

I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong.

@TizzyEnt 1. As I have said a million times but every cop procedural show gets wrong and all you think it is right: WHETHER THE CITIZEN WANTS TO "PRESS CHARGES" IS IRRELEVANT. THE DA'S OFFICE MAKES THAT DECISION. 2. Fuck Bob.

UPDATE: Found & he apologized

@jimwhalen55 Do what you wold like. I don't kink shame.

@SeeDaneRun No stopping at Cockfosters Station for some Spotted Dick?

The Naughtiest 1500km ever. Start at Twatt Scotland, and then south down through Cock Bridge, Dick Place, Cockermouth, before moving through Penistone and Cock Alley. Slide into Slutshole Lane, down through Fingringhoe, before ending up at Ass Hill finishing in Shitterton.

Me: When a centaur gets cold does he put on a jacket over his man torso or a blanket over his horse torso? Waiter: I mean "Do you have any questions about the menu?"

@EricWil58555842 @PeterMallouk

@SeeDaneRun @PeterMallouk Six years later you're still an imbecile.

I found this very interesting. Percentage of adults living in their birth state.

I wonder if those who write “I don’t think people truly understand…” really think they are accessing some deeply secret knowledge.

What color would that be, Patrick?

@atrupar If you wear a cowboy hair with a suit indoors you are a performative assclown.

Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals

He’s either a blithering idiot or a knowing liar.

"Do you think you could win a point off of Serena Williams?" I don't think I could win a point off of Maisie Williams. But I am fairly certain Serena couldn't beat me in a footrace over 400 meters, so there's that.

Let’s make him explode, people.