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@SelfmadeFigment

I am merely a figment of my own imagination. I am an Über-nerd and proud free speech extremist. #CurrentThing Pronouns: Void/Nihil/Nada 🚫DMs

The Hellscape of my own mind Katılım Aralık 2015
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Reverend Nobody
Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Plenty of new people who are following me on here, so I just wanted to give a bit of an idea of who I am and what I am about. No idea how long this will be, so apologies in advance if it's too long for some of you. It's going to be plain to most that I am a very big Trump supporter. I am very much MAGA, but I don't consider myself a Republican. I am an Independent who wants what is best for the country, and under Trump the Republicans currently align more with my own views, and the Democrats have gone completely insane. I am a legally ordained minister, but am not a Christian. I respect Christianity, and see the prejudicial treatment of the religion by the Left, but I don't share the same beliefs. I'm completely happy to discuss my beliefs if requested, and that is the one exception to the "no DMs". Just make sure that I can see that's what you are wanting to discuss without me having to open the DM first. I don't care what your sexual preference is, what your gender or your skin color is, or if you are trans. Your character is what matters. I firmly believe that adults should be able to do what they want with themselves, and with other consenting adults in the privacy of their homes. I do have a problem with trying to push sexuality onto children, and I am opposed to trans women in women's sports due to the obvious biological differences. I hold comedy in high regard, and do not believe that anything is "too sacred" to make fun of. My favorite type of jokes are bad jokes, ranging from the most offensive to the cringiest of dad jokes. As long as the intent isn't malicious, I find it all funny. I'm a massive nerd. I have a pretty decent sized comic book collection, mostly from the 80's to mid 90's, and know a lot of comic book lore, Marvel, DC, and even some independent labels. I love tabletop RPGs, and have experience with multiple systems. D&D 2nd, 3rd/3.5, and 5th editions, Palladium, Shadowrun, and multiple others. I also enjoy strategy games such as Chess, Catan, Risk, and others. I am currently working on trying to develop my own fantasy strategy game. I am also big into video games, RPGs and Fighting games being my two favorite genres. Finally, I am a fairly poor individual, as far as finances go. I live paycheck to paycheck, with bad knees keeping me unable to stay on my feet for prolonged periods of time, and mild narcolepsy makes sitting for too long unviable as well. That, and transportation issues in a relatively small town leaves me with limited options for work, and without insurance, I can't afford to get medical work done to get disability. I take on as many hours of work at my job as I can, but most of the time it's barely enough to cover groceries and rent. I am not seeking handouts or pity here, mostly just trying to make sure that those on here that do the whole online scam thing know not to waste their time. I don't have money, so you won't be able to get money from me. I also post it because I have experience with the nightmares of trying to navigate the bureaucracy, and how difficult it is for honest people to get government assistance that need it, while foreign scammers apparently are capable of getting billions for themselves. I have also experienced first hand how feel good programs like raising minimum wage only hurt those that have started rising above that level, only to find themselves brought back to that level again. Last, but not least, the reason I go by the moniker of Nobody is that I don't really think my identity matters at all here. I'm just another anonymous asshole on the Internet, and the only thing separating me from the others is my thoughts and ideas. I don't want people to care about my identity, it's irrelevant. The real concern is what you think of the ideas I share. If you disagree with what I have to say, tell me why. I am open to changing my views, but you have to provide better reasoning than I have for holding them. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Nobody
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@russnelson @Fat_Electrician I mean at this point in time, if someone still believes that Communism could actually work in benefit of anyone besides those in charge, that person definitely doesn't understand a single thing about economics, human nature, or governance, and is most likely also a total retard.
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Russ Nelson K2LMG
Russ Nelson K2LMG@russnelson·
@SelfmadeFigment @Fat_Electrician Communism could work if we could just get selfless people in charge. You know, the new communist man. I had an actual red diaper adult tell me that.
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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
Is there a slur for people who never train but spend all day commenting on other people’s videos about how their training “isn’t realistic”? Examples: Shooting: “The targets don’t shoot back.” Fighting: “I’d just bite them and gouge their eyes.”
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
I’m kinda trending. It’s kinda cool. Thank you all so much for the birthday love. I wish I could thank every single one of you. So here is just one big thank you. Xoxo
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Good Saturday! This is probably the truest thing ever. I have met numerous educated people that have turned out to be complete morons. And the funniest part is they always talk about education/intelligence/IQ. The overcompensation makes me laugh. 😆
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Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt@spencerpratt·
I'm an Angeleno...nearly all my friends and family are democrats. All of them are terrified of the socialist psychos hijacking their party and pushing their insane communist gobbledygook, but they don't know what to do cuz they get called "bigots" when they voice any concern.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
I'm not even monetized on X, although I am hoping to eventually get there. Regardless, I enjoy calling out their stupid bullshit every chance I get, even if I am only doing it for free the entire time.
Insurrection Barbie@DefiyantlyFree

I have never taken one dollar from anyone except my X monetization. I expose Jew haters and anti-American losers for free. In my spare time. Proudly. I’m also lucky to have a husband who works really hard and provides instead of attacking random women on the internet.

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Cindy K
Cindy K@MAGAMAHACindy·
Fact check true….
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@tibfulv While claiming it is in those people's best interests the entire time.
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Tib. Fulv.
Tib. Fulv.@tibfulv·
Socialists are busybodies who cannot stop themselves from interfering with people's lives. To the detriment of those people.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Okay, trying this one more time. Please repost so I can get as accurate a response as possible on here. Americans Only Do you think Bernie Sanders has too much power in the US?
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@Anthony36841651 All Senators that haven't done anything other than mooch off the system as politicians, yes.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Does Bernie Sanders have too much power and influence in the US? Americans Only I know I don't have the reach the WSJ has, but I am curious and want to run a bit of an experiment. I don't normally ask for anyone to engage with my posts in any particular way, unless I am asking someone I am arguing or debating with to answer a question or provide proof of a claim. However, I am asking anyone who sees this to vote and repost this, whether you haven't seen a thing from me you disagree with, or you disagree with everything I have ever said on here. I'm wanting this to be as accurate it can possibly be on here. This is in relation to this post I just came across from Bernie stating that most Americans believe billionaires have too much power and influence in the US, according to a poll by the WSJ. I'm setting it to go for a week to try and get as much engagement as possible, and give people that definitely don't follow me more of a chance to see it.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Anyone else doing late night is like a cheap imitation.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I'm so fucking sick of the GOP. "We can't do anything." Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority. The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING????? You have RECONCILIATION. You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes? It's sitting right there. Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms? It's over. Not "tough." Not "a setback." FUCKING OVER. Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?! Executive orders? Erased. Regulation cuts? Reversed. Border policy? Deleted. Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried". Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses? They start passing bills. They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason. You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?! They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!! Transgender plays in Uganda? Back. Elmo in Afghanistan? Back. NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite. ICE? Defunded. DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep. Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!! Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel. Because THEY actually use power when they have it. That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating. Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act. Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue. The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW. You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN. We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE????? Don't tell me there's no time. The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year. You work a THIRD of the year. Teachers work more days than you. AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!! GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort. But no. Instead you give us tweets. Fox News hits. Cringe-ass TikToks. Podcast appearances. NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. Not one of us. Zero. You're not influencers. You're lawmakers. So make some fucking laws. That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do. Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE. You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses? After THIS? No. Not this time. The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone. Completely gone. Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power." YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY. If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it. ...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
The ten best comedies all time according to me. 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. Coming to America 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Airplane 5. Trading Places 6. Animal House 7. Naked Gun 8. Fast Times 9. Ferris Bueller 10. Beverly Hills Cop Honorable Mention - Young Frankenstein and Caddyshack
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Reverend Nobody
Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
What are you even talking about? Who is calling for violence against civilians? I think you are really confused about the subject. There's a difference between accepting the fact that sometimes in war there are civilian casualties, and calling for violence against civilians. You also still haven't provided a suitable alternative to war when being violently assaulted, especially by a force that is calling for your genocide. Without an alternative, your cry for no more war is nothing but a fantasy dream that only leads to the ones who are most violent and first to attack always gaining what they want. So, for the last time, what is the effective alternative you have for war?
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flyfree23!
flyfree23!@flyfreeblue23·
@SelfmadeFigment @jordanbpeterson So long as you follow and believe in war leaders who say violence against citizens, all out of proportion to actual real defense, there is no answer. Those who abandon human kindness and empathy simply repeat the old Bolshevik/Hitler/Mao/Stalin formulas & never stop the horrors
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Dr Jordan B Peterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson@jordanbpeterson·
With regard to "Judeo Christian": The 10 Commandments are Jewish. The great stories of the Old Testament are Jewish. The Jews developed the idea of subsidiarity as the alternative to tyranny and slavery. The Jews established the cultural preconditions for the rise of universal literacy. The fate of Israel at the hands of the Islamists is the fate of the West. This rising tide of anti-semitism sickens me. Those of you engaging in it for your oh-so-moral reasons—you're despicable. And remember, you proud "Christians" objecting in all your purity to the term: Christ Himself was a Jew.
Wes Huff@WesleyLHuff

So much noise online regarding the term "judeo-Christian." Guys -- in academia it's simply the term that describes the combined corpus of Old and New Testaments. The Jewish heritage of the Hebrew scriptures combined with the New Testament. That's it. I know you want there to be some conspiracy but there isnt, that's the way we're using it. It has nothing to do with geo-politics or a one world order.

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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
You call me a war partison, and then get upset at me for insulting you? You accused me of lacking morals for understanding that war is sometimes necessary. If you don't want to be insulted, don't be insulting. You are correct on that last line. How do you stop violent coercion and oppression? What would be your plan to deal with Hitler, and Nazi Germany, for example? You denounce war, but I keep asking for an effective peaceful alternative to acts of violence and aggression, and you just keep avoiding answering, just saying war is bad. I'm not arguing that war isn't bad, I am saying that it is something that is sometimes necessary. If you have a better method to deal with such things, I am all ears.
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flyfree23!
flyfree23!@flyfreeblue23·
@SelfmadeFigment @jordanbpeterson Now that you're stooping to insult in your last line, we're done. You are out of rational argumentation. The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for ordinary men to support coercive violence and oppression.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
And when the attacks happen, how do you expect them to be dealt with? Ask nicely for them to stop? Give into every demand, and hope it doesn't encourage them to do the same thing whenever they want more? I get despising war. I despise war. There's not many people who don't. However, I live in the real world, and sometimes war is a necessary evil. The world isn't just sunshine, rainbows, butterflies, and flowers. Sometimes war is necessary. Innocent people die. Even without war innocent people die. "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." You are the type of person who would invite evil to grow and prosper.
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flyfree23!
flyfree23!@flyfreeblue23·
@SelfmadeFigment @jordanbpeterson You are a war partisan. You excuse killing thousands of innocents b.c. you're afraid maybe they will attack your side. Some groups do. It's old, old tribal warfare now fought with weapons far too destructive for any semblance of proportion or moral discretion
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@Ghostofcynthia @Grey_0G Wow, he got pissed off in a hurry. Since he's gone and blocked me, would you at least let him know that I am not a follower of the Abrahamic religions, and don't follow "sky daddy", as he put it.
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Cynthia Holt
Cynthia Holt@Ghostofcynthia·
@Grey_0G @SelfmadeFigment Exactly, we love many Christians, in fact we stick up for them all the time. Erika being a big example. But our faith lies elsewhere.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Don't know what your religious beliefs are, I am assuming some denomination of Christian, and doubt that you would want the blessings of a minister of pagan deities. That said, I want to say bless you for all the work you are putting in to opposing that evil bitch, and offer my gratitude for the good work you are doing.
Cynthia Holt@Ghostofcynthia

Unfortunately some people don't know how to read. This is a quote post. Look at the question of the original poster. Then look at my post again. These are just some of the lies that @RealCandaceO has told. Of course this is just a drop in the bucket. There are many more. It's endless. She makes up new ones everyrtime she opens her dumb fucking mouth. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@dominustweet I've looked into a few of the ones that have been successfully translated. You would be surprised how much they would change things. The existence of the church as it exists in its entirety, for example. Probably one of the reasons that they were labeled to be heretical.
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Dominus Ignota
Dominus Ignota@dominustweet·
The theme and lesson of the Bible as is is pretty clear. I doubt the omission of other gospels would change anything. Many of the stories of righteous people existed before there was even Mosaic law. The God of the bible was concerned with the heart of man. Not their ability to burn incense in the proper order.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Well, you are coming at this from an entirely Christian viewpoint, for one. If they aren't Christian, they don't believe in any of the reasons that you have put forth here. Personally, I think Jesus was a great man who said and did a lot of great things. I don't believe he was the son of God, though, and I believe that categorically the god described in the Old Testament was a jealous monster who couldn't follow his own rules and behaved like a spoiled toddler whenever things didn't go his way, if you take the Old Testament literally. You are never going to convince non-Christians if your entire argument hinges on believing in Christianity in the first place.
🎯Truth Seeker🎯@Nickisbackbaby

I genuinely can’t wrap my head around why anyone would despise Jesus Christ. He's the guy who willingly went to a brutal cross, took the punishment for our sins (not His own) and died so we could be forgiven. He tore down the wall between us and God, opened the door to a personal relationship with the Creator of the universe, and offered eternal life to anyone who would accept it. I just don’t get it?

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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
@dominustweet I am also talking about the other gospels as well, the ones that have been declared as heretical by the church. Not just the ones that were kept in the Bible.
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Dominus Ignota
Dominus Ignota@dominustweet·
I agree with you. Using the bible a reference for proof to someone who doesn’t believe the bible is not productive. I would say that discounting the validity of the bible because there are Christians who claim to be followers don’t carry out its commandments is equally non productive. The best way to understand the bible is to read it in its entirety over a period of a few weeks arranged in chronological order (like most books are read). Almost no one reads it like that and thus take many things out of context. It actually flows well and addresses your main concern. Jesus said the 2 most important commandments are to love God and love your neighbor. The rest of the bible is story after story of examples of why we should and why it is impossible and thus the need for Jesus.
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Reverend Nobody@SelfmadeFigment·
Of course that's what happened. And of course, after killing Charlie for refusing to go along with her assassination, they decided not to follow through with it after all because, reasons. I seriously don't understand how these people who believe this shit function.
kevin smith@kevin_smith45

If you're still believing this lunatic. There something wrong with you. She is now saying that Charlie Kirk was killed because he refused to go along with her assassination. she needs to be put in a mental hospital

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