Uche Agbai

Half a milli for anyone who can correctly guess my favourite new artist right now

The scary part about Tinubu’s government is that, so far, he has used his first tenure as a social experiment—to test our limits, to see how docile we are, and to gauge our reaction. He has made life 100x more difficult and has now realized that we don’t seem to have a limit. He has realized how much of cowards we all are. Since last month, there has been no light in almost every part of the country. What did we do? We adjusted. Now everyone is preaching about getting solar as an alternative. To make matters worse, fuel is now sold for N1400–N1600. People who used to commute to work with 2,000 are now spending 5,000, with no salary increase. Now imagine what will happen if he’s re-elected. His plan was to make us feel defeated. He doesn’t care about our rants and rage because he knows we are nothing but keyboard warriors with no balls. He hit the jackpot with his citizens, sadly.

And one major problem with knowing too much or seeing things clearly is that you lose the ability to participate in certain illusions that make life easier for everyone else.

Name a huge scam.

How does a politician amass this much wealth and properties? What kind of country is this? PS- I expect brainless slaves to defend this.

I just climbed 7 floors of a “luxury condos” simply because the elevator is not working 🫠 Also the oven and the fridge aren’t working The apartment manager is wearing suit with red tie. The concept of “luxury” in a dysfunctional society like Nigeria is amusing

single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?

Generators supply most of Nigeria’s electricity and the carbon monoxide emissions are crazy high. If the government doesn’t address this power issue soon we’re heading towards toxic air. Then we wonder why life expectancy is low. These people no really care about our lives honestly

Truths About Men Who Treat Their Birthdays Like a Normal Day 1. They're used to doing life alone. From childhood, nobody really made a big deal out of their special moments — so they learned not to expect anything. 2. They're naturally low-maintenance. Gifts, parties, noise — it's never been their thing. Peace is their real celebration. 3. They pour into others more than they receive. They're the "strong one," the one everyone calls... but when it's their turn, they don't want to feel like a burden. 4. They've learned to make themselves happy. A quiet meal, a prayer, a moment alone — it's enough. They're used to creating their own joy. 5. They measure life in progress, not dates. To them, a new year is not about cake * it's about whether they've grown, improved, or achieved.

Where the magic happens 🎶

Where the magic happens 🎶