Punchmaster
11.3K posts
"get down from there"
Author Benjamin Ryan@brclothwrites
What’s your presidential slogan? Mine is: 2028: Don’t look at me like that.
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Landmark day for your boy TaunTaunRancher.
It took commitment, true grit and alot of late nights but here we are.
I have (most) all of you to thank.
🙏Bless🙏
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Punchmaster retweetledi
Elon deserves an incurable flesh-eating virus on his face that makes him look as ghoulish as he is on the inside
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@Sensei_Geoff How the hell is Indiana that high? 30? Bullshit.
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QME
@Sensei_Geoff @GingerNeill40 @Drunkwithpower9 @boobsweatntears @ismslinehan His wife doesn't know about his twitter
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Do people notice that Musk is scarcely articulate?
His speech is hesitant, disjointed, syntactically fractured, and barely withstands parsing.
It's a window into his obviously defective internal thought-processes.
Rachel Gilmore@atRachelGilmore
Absolute crash out from Musk after he’s presented with the reality that many, many people fucking hate him
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imagine a guy that's 50% Shrek and 50% Charles Nelson Reilly. would you wanna fuck that???????
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@barbarismcrit Not at all, but it did make for a sweetass song
youtu.be/nM_i6Bt8mtg?is…
YouTube
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Ok but this is literally not how anything actually works
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias
Work hard and play by the rules and you should get the good life, great classic Democratic message.
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Punchmaster retweetledi
trying to type “I will kick your ass!” is funny because the L is beside the K
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Too lazy to cook a lot.
What you guys call this and what’s your recipe if you don’t mind?
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@defaultnamenull I've never tried borscht, but I would kill that entire box of pierogi
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@biscuitsnhazy Me too, I want to see some chart or percentage of people who don't
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use "❌" for what you don't eat:
mustard:
pickle:
cilantro:
pizza with pineapple:
sushi:
broccoli:
mushrooms:
liver:
hamburger:
olives:
cheese:
sandwich:
fish:
potatoes:
carrots:
coffee:
soda:
tomato:
evan@ev_hendo
❌ for what you don't eat - vegan edition 🌱 mustard: ❌ pickle: cilantro: pizza with pineapple: ❌ sushi: broccoli: mushrooms: ❌ liver: ❌ hamburger: ❌ olives: ❌ cheese: ❌ sandwich: fish: ❌ potatoes: carrots: coffee: soda: tomato:
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@OliviaSwiftDev Well, I am glad you have someone with you who cares about you.
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@Sensei_Geoff still very mentally unwell but external factors are holding my soul together
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@OliviaSwiftDev Tbh, I think it's a sign that you're doing well...I come on here to shitpost so I can work out my anxiety
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@Sensei_Geoff it’s always nice to see u :) I want to b more active here I just have a hard time remembering to even get on tbh
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@OliviaSwiftDev But enough depressing shit. It makes me happy when I see you online.
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