Frank Umar

Feeling a little squirrelly might complicate my life for no reason at all

if weed isn't healthy why green

Still haven’t met one person who rocks meta glasses that isn’t a complete weirdo.

Still trying to figure out how she’s so fat phobic with an ass that fat

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you

At your ladies house rewatching true blood asking if we’re both drunk enough to enjoy this trash ass show

@Valteria_KC Fuck it I’m going to learn manon, she can only get buffed

@Sephsrot Bro I'm so sorry. It's my fucking fault, every character I like gets nerfed into dirt. Capcom has my house bugged. I should just play Sim.

Tuned up on stupid SF6 and the Ed nerfs are crazy. It really makes back kill rush a useless move. Just take it out of the game.

@RaidenRTY I haven’t, that’s the one with the dude from mummy in it right

@Sephsrot have you seen the whale? that will ruin you for multiple days.

I finally got around to watching Leaving Las Vegas yesterday and I really didn’t think a movie could fuck up my whole day. So effing sad.

@RaidenRTY Next time I see you I’ll teach you.

@Sephsrot Bro y'all be saying this but don't ever wanna be teaching.

Here’s your yearly reminder that if you don’t know how to play spades stay the the fuck away from that table before you get hurt

Heads up, don’t make fun of a girls eyelashes at the bar. She will try and fight you

Kendrick’s hearts are my favorite part of any Kenny release. They’re arguably my favorite song of each project

Rip Saafir. Without him I doubt my music taste would developed the way they did

You know you’re in for a bad time when someone says *insert misdemeanor/felony item* is yours before you get in their car.

@MarnieBrod I’ve been seeing this and it’s astonishing how cruel and strangely possessive they’re willing to be in the open.

i will forever be grateful for trump’s presidency in 2016 cause i was able to see that the folks i considered “friends” didn’t care about me or folk who look like me.

This Sudafed got me feeling spun

@RaidenRTY I throughly enjoyed it. Pretty cool game

I caved and bought metaphor and now it's the only thing on my mind

Rap History: Pharoahe Monch (@pharoahemonch) - ‘Internal Affairs’, released October 19, 1999.