Seppuku

@sf0250164 Is that a threat

The Reds are playing a baseball game today

@ApexBlue_ @ChelseaFC @RocNation @Drake Lmao you’re delusional. Drake is a fucking nerd and a bitch.

@ChelseaFC @RocNation Yeah, let’s side with the guys who dragged the biggest artist in the world through the mud for no reason. Another L. Sorry @Drake.

Welcome to the Chelsea family, @RocNation! 🤝

@vancemeek We won’t get “competitive” until after the all star break when it’s already too late.

The Reds are a bottom 5 offense. The Reds are the worst team in baseball with RISP. The Reds bullpen is absolutely awful. The Reds starting pitching is all hurt.

Reds fans who bring gloves to games to interfere with homeruns from the home team

@fette14643 Big dick Chad

No glove and doesn't interfere.

@Reds @PNCBank 1 in every 5 days we have a chance to win a ball game!

Chase Burns on the mound for the series finale. Powered by @PNCBank

A platinum glove shouldn’t make up for a tin foil bat. Get Kebryan Hayes out of the lineup.

@RevolverJerm Yall are the biggest pussies ever. Stop being fake mad about shit that don’t matter

He’s right.

@JXNKKid @FlyUsurper @Dexerto No you are a pussy, you just act tough on social media. You’re just some fat kid

@FlyUsurper @Dexerto I’m not a reactive pussy, grow up and stop being so mad at everything

Streamer ChudTheBuilder has been charged with attempted murder after shooting a man and himself in Tennessee He's also being held on charges of aggravated assault, employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon

@SleeperBengals @NFL He’s such a cool guy, hopefully he is in bengals gear

Antoine Griezmann on the Falcons' opponent in Madrid: "OH, BENGALS! ¡Muy bien, Joe Burrow!" "Amazing game. It hurts me a lot because I won't be there." (via @NFL)

@X_Ray44 @Reds You fucking dork lmao learn something about baseball before talking about baseball. It’s been ages since white Collin kaepernick pitched against someone worth a shit lmaooo

@Reds Trevor Bauer is available and out there striking out 15 a night and throwing no-hitters. And instead, you sign a guy that is 0-5 with a 7.63 ERA. C'mon. 🤦‍♂️

The #Reds today announced the following transactions:

@donaldfurniss7 @kyle_koolaid @Lewisgem1150 Bingo, dude smacks his chest after his 1 homer in 50 AB and dudes swear that he is good

@kyle_koolaid @SeppukuToad @Lewisgem1150 He has 128 hits in his last 637 at bats since 2024 which is a .200 average. How many more plate appearances and chances do you need to see? His OBP was only .274 in 2024 and 2025. TJ was a much better player the last 2 years so he gets to prove himself

Guys the Reds need to move on from: Friedl McLain Benson Hayes

@kyle_koolaid @donaldfurniss7 @Lewisgem1150 Oh and his slugging is horrendous, that’s how you know eventually the inflated obp will drop

@kyle_koolaid @donaldfurniss7 @Lewisgem1150 Just like Rece hinds huh. No, he fucking sucks lol he hasn’t had an offensive war over 1 since his first year in Cincy. Ops below league average, strike outs more than anyone on the roster, and his obp is inflated because he’s had a few knocks on low AB. He isn’t good, fact.

That’s kind of the point boss

@kyle_koolaid @donaldfurniss7 @Lewisgem1150 Lmao standout bat? And good god how many years in the mlb does he need to finally to bat his weight. He and those others shouldn’t be near a big league roster

@donaldfurniss7 @Lewisgem1150 For his inconsistent play time, he has a standout bat, especially against RHP with + speed & defense, you’ll probably point out his bat avg. but with 50% less plate appearances than TJ Feeble, I consider it impressive.

@PatSharp100185 @Lewisgem1150 Getting hot for 2 weeks out of a season isn’t really upside

@Lewisgem1150 I disagree about Benson. He at least has some upside.

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

EDWIN ARROYO MY GOODNESS. #RedsMiLB

Prepared for Miles Mikolas vs Brady Singer tonight