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@fleshsimulator Dude I've never heard your voice but I can imagine this in my head already lmfao

new funniest description of my voice

@BarnsWallisMD '99 Silverado, 5.3L V8 supremacy Just hit 287k today. These things are unkillable lol

Early 2000's GM Stuff a V8 in Everything Nationalism

@KevinEvanonX Statement from President Gay:

“Dude let’s go for a run shirtless next to the freshman dorms maybe we will get some butt” #fhags

@tmsilverman Mrs homo here looking at her weight

Fatties shouldn’t be allowed to be nurses. If you can’t take care of your own health you have no business taking care of others. She doesn’t even realize she’s 50-80 pounds overweight.

@cherrymilkte4 Fuck it bro, throw a backyard wedding

if u think ur having a bad day just know my sisters wedding venue just cancelled on her, and she gets married tomorrow 😀😀😀

@troubadour210 @TerribleMaps a.k.a heat-seeking cruise missiles

@TerribleMaps White tailed deer?

The most dangerous animals found in each US state Some of these may be unexpected

@RapeCod I only eat my favorite brand: #CapeCod #RapetatoChips bursting at the seams with #Nonconsensual flavor

Rapist to your ass name a chip brand

@local_hooperr I'm really happy that they changed their slogan from "Find it here" to "The heart of it all" because what the fuck am I gonna find in Ohio? A Waffle House? 😭

Wow Ohio really blows every state out of the water on this map

@europa That's my goat CS2

The ADL has launched a leaderboard to rate multiplayer video games for how well they combat antisemitism. The lowest ranking games, meaning with the least protections for Jews and other minorities, are currently Counter Strike 2 and PUBG, with Fortnite in first place. Follow: @europa

@raptalksk And why he ourple 😂

this is the REAL purple

@PopBase And why he ourple 😂

Today is Purple Day.

@AldratM @dilophosaurid It's not. We use antimatter in medicine all the time. Ever heard of a PET scan? It uses positrons,(antimatter counterpart to electrons) and those matter-antimatter eliminations that happen produce an image.

@dilophosaurid do they not know how dangerous this shit is ?

They transported WHAT

@_pauliegee It's really just this tweet from years ago bro 😭 lmao

i was a virgin until my 24th birthday. my home boy noticed that i hardly get girls and i’m shy around girls, so it was really hard for me to get some pvssy. he really wanted to make my 24th birthday memorable and a day to remember, so he let me hit.

@RapeCod It's explained by the Schrodinger #RapeEquation

Oh #yeah? Then how did my #Rapist get inside my #ass ?

@equine__dentist WHOAAAAAA METAL YANKEE WITH BRIM

the fitted helmet actually goes insane

@OldRowSwig My dad had one until I drove it to school and some retard blew through a stop sign without realizing I was coming 😭 Sky blue bottom half, black top half with a visor over the windshield. That thing was beautiful and I'm still mad about it 4 years later.

The 2 door z71 Tahoe was one of the coolest old SUVs ever made.

@pr0ud_americans Steam locomotives are so cool. Can't wait for the UP Big Boy tour this year!

Check this out.😎 The legendary Flying Scotsman casually outpacing a modern local train. Built in the 1920s with those massive 6’8” driving wheels, she was the first steam loco to officially hit 100 mph back in 1934 — and she made it look easy. Still an absolute icon at 75 mph today. Pure British rail heritage. 🚂💨

@MORGANGOREWHORE Beast mode I'm afraid

@pepsi Jack Daniels + fent

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@Roman2413045124 Gotta respect the tornado for red 40-maxxing

Sublette KS 5/26/1996 Yes the red shading is real, this tornado ingested loads of red 40 before tornadogenesis.