Serious Tweep Guy
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Serious Tweep Guy
@SeriousTweepGuy
Working tirelessly for Twitter's Success. Rev Product, High Scalability Infra. Going big, but not going home. Ex-Goldman/Lehman/Bear Stearns, HBS/GSB dual MBA.
Katılım Ekim 2013
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@NormalTweepGuy Nobody cares about your f*cking follower numbers. What have you done today to push Twitter forward? #SlayItEveryday
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New additions to the kitchenettes. Someone please tell me, why must we waste valuable space with such frivolity?
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I'm just relieved we only wasted lunch time, rather than work time. #firealarm
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How about instead of giving a prize for *finding* the mole, we just fire you on the spot for allowing the mole into a restricted area?
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Almost finished with work, then time for a quick drink at the holiday party before bed. #celebrate #weHaveWorkTomorrowPeople
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Looking forward to hackweek: I'm working on an app that forwards the details of the top sf-social@ contributors to HR, for re-education.
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@ntakayama @jazzychad and you two are PROUD of this behavior?
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I'm looking through our job descriptions, and I don't see anything about slacking off in civic center watching #SFBatKid. Get back to work.
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Before you leave for the weekend, think to yourself: "What did I do to make Twitter better this week?"
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@NormalTweepGuy as much as I'd love to help out the community, I have DEADLINES.
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Dear PMs: please put some time on my calendar if you want me to explain the concept of "No Meetings Thursdays". NOT today.
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