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@RaminNasibov Pink panther

Can someone recommend a movie that will make me laugh?

@RaminNasibov Beautiful.

@Vivek4real_ But they are happy to have stable coins! 🤔 #programmable

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 UNITED STATES JUST PASSED THE BILL TO BAN THE FED FROM CREATING A CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCY 🤯 THIS IS A MASSIVE WIN FOR BITCOIN AND FREEDOM 🔥

@ShaykhSulaiman 15 minute gulag.

@BroadleafH77549 @CryptoNobler @grok @grok what’s he buying?

@CryptoNobler @grok is this true

🚨 BREAKING VITALIK BUTERIN JUST STARTED DUMPING ETHEREUM AGAIN. AFTER YEARS OF HODLING, HE’S NONSTOP SELLING MILLIONS OF $ETH DIRECTLY FROM HIS MAIN WALLET. WHAT’S GOING ON??

@oofdingo @iluminatibot @grok They’re all in step. Not real!!! It’s not a perfect world Even if ai wants it too. Just because grok says it’s real doesn’t mean we all have to believe it.

@iluminatibot @grok this real? Should i start making a tech disruption ray to protect myself from your kind?

CHINA NOW HAS A TERMINATOR PATROLLING WITH POLICE IN PUBLIC In the south of China, a humanoid robot straight out of a sci-fi movie was spotted walking side by side with real armed cops. It happened in Shenzhen, where the machine, EngineAI T800, casually joined police patrol like it’s 2049 already. Yeah, they literally called it the T800, and it looks like a jacked metal soldier ready to arrest your grandma for walking too slow. This went down at “Window of the World,” a major tourist spot, and no one even blinked.

@pete_rizzo_ He also told us about Bering over and spreading his ass cheeks and coughing, so I wouldn’t bet the house on it. 😭

JUST IN: $80 BILLION BINANCE FOUNDER CZ JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT #BITCOIN WILL BREAK ITS 4 YEAR CYCLE THIS YEAR "WE ARE GOING TO GO HIGHER" 🚀🔥

@Vivek4real_ Calling all retail…. lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

🇺🇸 JAMIE DIMON, CEO OF CHASE, GOES ON NATIONAL TV AND SAID: CRYPTO IS BETTER THAN THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM. THE EXPERIMENT PHASE IS OVER. THIS IS THE PIVOT OF THE CENTURY 🔥

@UiSavior The right but is it flexible? Eg. Is there always a dark tint at the bottom of the image?

Left or Right?

@Washigorira @grok OPTIMISM is just around the corner.... upwards accumulation jet fuel loading....

The Wall Street Cheat Sheet is often used to describe market psychology. @grok looking at #Bitcoin’s current weekly structure and overall sentiment, which phase does it most closely resemble today?

@WhaleInsider Good for who? Asking for a friend. 🤔

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 The White House says it ‘just has a good and very productive telephone call with President Putin.’

@thebuttholecoin My butthole is perfectly safe and sound

2026 is gonna be unbelievable for your butthole.

@GordonGekko just say ‘when’ Gordie!

This is the reason why I pay for internet 🤣

@MerlijnTrader Sats are stacked. Now let’s do this! 🚀 🌒

BREAKING: JAMIE DIMON JUST SURRENDERED. After a decade of calling Bitcoin a fraud, JPMorgan’s CEO went on live TV and admitted: “We move trillions of dollars a day on blockchain. It’s real. It’s faster. It’s cheaper.” His exact words on Fox Business. The same man who wanted crypto shut down is now building its backbone. Facts: - JPMorgan just launched a stablecoin on Base - Tokenizing real-world assets at scale - Running on-chain rails that settle trillions instantly - Exploring Bitcoin and Ethereum as collateral This isn’t speculation. This is domination. Trillions moved. Friction erased. Borders irrelevant. Jamie Dimon didn’t join the revolution. He realized his bank would be left behind without it. Institutions didn’t miss crypto. They quietly built the version that wins. Blockchain isn’t coming. It’s already here. And the loudest critic just became its biggest validator. The flip is complete. The upgrade is live. Welcome to the new financial system.

@im_goomba I love having Goomba on my feed…. Just as there’s ‘no hope’ your tweet pops up and saves the day. 🙏🏻

Bitcoin vs SP500 Retest

@thebuttholecoin 🫡

Gbutthole.

@DanPurdie16 Sadly, It’s happening with most things in using architecture and cars. 🤡 🌍

@Seriouslygroup Lost their famous identity for a boring soulless new one.

Another logo downgrade! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@QuintenFrancois ⏰ start now!!

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