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Ahorrando pal crío que ya no tendré

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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.
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Rubén Uría
Rubén Uría@rubenuria·
Daniel Siebert, el árbitro que pitó el Arsenal vs. Atlético de Madrid en Londres, "premiado" por la UEFA con ser el encargado de dirigir la final de la Champions League. Lo hizo tan, pero tan bien, que le permiten pitar la final. Asusta al miedo. De verdad, da auténtico asco.
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Serrano@Serraniuuus·
@cabezon_atm Que tendrá que ver si era un acto evangélico
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Nacho
Nacho@rojiblanco_atm2·
De afición hermanada, nada. Os caíamos simpáticos porque odiabamos al Madrid y vosotros nos metíais 5. Ahora os hemos eliminado 3 veces de UCL, de Copa y os hemos ganado una liga en vuestra casa y ya no os hacemos tanta gracia. Sois exactamente la misma mierda pero de otro color.
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Atletico Universe
Atletico Universe@atletiuniverse·
With Flick refusing to shake hands with Simeone before the game (contrary to what he does when he’s winning), and Raphinha calling last night a robbery (despite usually portraying himself as respectful when winning), now is a good time to remind you what Don José Bordalás said one year ago about Flick and Laporta: "I respect those who show respect. When you win 90% of matches, it’s easy to be a gentleman. When you stop winning, you must remain the same kind of gentleman. Hopefully we keep hearing those excuses."
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🅿@finallyxpablo·
-A SEMIS - Somos la bestia negra del Barça - 3/3 eliminatorias echándoles de UCL - Les hemos jodido el año ganándoles 2/2 eliminatorias - Enésimo ridículo culé en Europa - Julián no va a hacer un downgrade, renovará pronto - Cataluña siempre será España
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MASTER PORKY,［pokemon arc］
MASTER PORKY,［pokemon arc］@kingpminch·
I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!
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Trad West
Trad West@trad_west_·
Its Sunday, go to Holy Mass
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Hoops Crave
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave·
Kanye West on wishing Kim the best: "I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"
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Quetzal
Quetzal@slifante·
De donde salen estas estadísticas? A quien le miden la polla? A mi nunca me ha pasado que me mida la polla un estudio oficial World Population Review, y como saben si no miento. En que lugar se miden estas erecciones generales y porque no me han invitado.
Global Statistics@Globalstats11

Average Erect Penis Size by Country 🍌 🇸🇩 Sudan - 17.95 cm - 7.1 inch 🇨🇩 DR Congo - 17.93 cm - 7.1 inch 🇪🇨 Ecuador - 17.59 cm - 6.9 inch 🇬🇭 Ghana - 17.31 cm - 6.8 inch 🇳🇬 Nigeria - 17.00 cm - 6.7 inch 🇻🇪 Venezuela - 16.93 cm - 6.7 inch 🇱🇧 Lebanon - 16.82 cm - 6.6 inch 🇨🇴 Colombia - 16.75 cm - 6.6 inch 🇨🇲 Cameroon - 16.65 cm - 6.6 inch 🇯🇲 Jamaica - 16.30 cm - 6.4 inch 🇰🇪 Kenya - 16.28 cm - 6.4 inch 🇸🇳 Senegal - 15.89 cm - 6.3 inch 🇨🇺 Cuba - 15.87 cm - 6.2 inch 🇳🇿 New Zealand - 15.73 cm - 6.2 inch 🇿🇲 Zambia - 15.78 cm - 6.2 inch 🇧🇿 Belize - 15.75 cm - 6.2 inch 🇦🇴 Angola - 15.73 cm - 6.2 inch 🇧🇷 Brazil - 15.70 cm - 6.2 inch 🇦🇺 Australia - 15.70 cm - 6.2 inch 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe - 15.68 cm - 6.2 inch 🇳🇱 Netherlands - 15.60 cm - 6.1 inch 🇵🇾 Paraguay - 15.53 cm - 6.1 inch 🇵🇦 Panama - 15.49 cm - 6.1 inch 🇵🇱 Poland - 15.41 cm - 6.1 inch 🇹🇩 Chad - 15.39 cm - 6.1 inch 🇸🇪 Sweden - 15.36 cm - 6.0 inch 🇿🇦 South Africa - 15.29 cm - 6.0 inch 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast - 15.22 cm - 6.0 inch 🇧🇪 Belgium - 15.14 cm - 6.0 inch 🇵🇹 Portugal - 15.14 cm - 6.0 inch 🇵🇪 Peru - 15.07 cm - 5.9 inch 🇩🇰 Denmark - 15.07 cm - 5.9 inch 🇬🇲 Gambia - 15.07 cm - 5.9 inch 🇦🇷 Argentina - 14.88 cm - 5.9 inch 🇷🇸 Serbia - 14.87 cm - 5.8 inch 🇭🇷 Croatia - 14.77 cm - 5.8 inch 🇬🇾 Guyana - 14.75 cm - 5.8 inch 🇦🇹 Austria - 14.69 cm - 5.8 inch 🇱🇻 Latvia - 14.69 cm - 5.8 inch 🇭🇺 Hungary - 14.68 cm - 5.8 inch 🇺🇾 Uruguay - 14.67 cm - 5.8 inch 🇧🇬 Bulgaria - 14.66 cm - 5.8 inch 🇹🇳 Tunisia - 14.61 cm - 5.8 inch 🇨🇱 Chile - 14.59 cm - 5.7 inch 🇮🇸 Iceland - 14.56 cm - 5.7 inch 🇱🇹 Lithuania - 14.55 cm - 5.7 inch 🇫🇷 France - 14.50 cm - 5.7 inch 🇩🇿 Algeria - 14.49 cm - 5.7 inch 🇩🇪 Germany - 14.48 cm - 5.7 inch 🇪🇷 Eritrea - 14.39 cm - 5.7 inch 🇳🇴 Norway - 14.34 cm - 5.6 inch 🇬🇧 UK - 14.30 cm - 5.6 inch 🇨🇭 Switzerland - 14.25 cm - 5.6 inch 🇺🇦 Ukraine - 14.25 cm - 5.6 inch 🇸🇮 Slovenia - 14.13 cm - 5.6 inch 🇦🇱 Albania - 14.19 cm - 5.6 inch 🇨🇿 Czechia - 14.07 cm - 5.5 inch 🇪🇪 Estonia - 14.01 cm - 5.5 inch 🇺🇸 USA - 13.95 cm - 5.5 inch 🇲🇽 Mexico - 13.92 cm - 5.5 inch 🇨🇻 Cape Verde - 13.85 cm - 5.5 inch 🇸🇰 Slovakia - 13.81 cm - 5.4 inch 🇧🇾 Belarus - 13.80 cm - 5.4 inch 🇨🇦 Canada - 13.80 cm - 5.4 inch 🇬🇪 Georgia - 13.57 cm - 5.3 inch 🇬🇱 Greenland - 13.57 cm - 5.3 inch 🇲🇦 Morocco - 13.50 cm - 5.3 inch 🇪🇬 Egypt - 13.35 cm - 5.3 inch 🇱🇺 Luxembourg - 13.32 cm - 5.2 inch 🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 13.31 cm - 5.2 inch 🇲🇾 Malaysia - 13.29 cm - 5.2 inch 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan - 13.12 cm - 5.2 inch 🇹🇷 Turkey - 13.11 cm - 5.2 inch 🇦🇫 Afghanistan - 13.10 cm - 5.2 inch 🇮🇱 Israel - 13.00 cm - 5.1 inch 🇫🇮 Finland - 12.98 cm - 5.1 inch 🇪🇸 Spain - 12.98 cm - 5.1 inch 🇪🇹 Ethiopia - 12.93 cm - 5.1 inch 🇯🇴 Jordan - 12.90 cm - 5.1 inch 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 12.44 cm - 4.9 inch 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan - 12.43 cm - 4.9 inch 🇬🇹 Guatemala - 12.24 cm - 4.8 inch 🇦🇲 Armenia - 12.10 cm - 4.8 inch 🇨🇾 Cyprus - 12.02 cm - 4.7 inch 🇮🇳 India - 11.93 cm - 4.7 inch 🇧🇭 Bahrain - 11.93 cm - 4.7 inch 🇨🇳 China - 11.90 cm - 4.7 inch 🇴🇲 Oman - 11.85 cm - 4.7 inch 🇮🇪 Ireland - 11.79 cm - 4.6 inch 🇲🇳 Mongolia - 11.77 cm - 4.6 inch 🇷🇴 Romania - 11.73 cm - 4.6 inch 🇸🇻 El Salvador - 11.71 cm - 4.6 inch 🇯🇵 Japan - 11.60 cm - 4.6 inch 🇦🇪 UAE - 11.54 cm - 4.5 inch 🇮🇹 Italy - 11.50 cm - 4.5 inch 🇹🇼 Taiwan - 11.50 cm - 4.5 inch 🇶🇦 Qatar - 11.41 cm - 4.5 inch 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - 11.40 cm - 4.5 inch 🇭🇳 Honduras - 11.40 cm - 4.5 inch 🇬🇷 Greece - 11.30 cm - 4.4 inch 🇮🇩 Indonesia - 11.07 cm - 4.4 inch 🇮🇷 Iran - 11.04 cm - 4.3 inch 🇹🇿 Tanzania - 11.02 cm - 4.3 inch 🇵🇰 Pakistan - 11.01 cm - 4.3 inch 🇰🇼 Kuwait - 10.85 cm - 4.3 inch 🇧🇩 Bangladesh - 10.80 cm - 4.3 inch 🇭🇰 Hong Kong - 10.75 cm - 4.2 inch 🇸🇬 Singapore - 10.75 cm - 4.2 inch 🇵🇭 Philippines - 10.65 cm - 4.2 inch 🇰🇷 South Korea - 10.50 cm - 4.1 inch 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka - 10.16 cm - 4.0 inch 🇻🇳 Vietnam - 10.15 cm - 4.0 inch 🇲🇲 Myanmar - 10.10 cm - 4.0 inch 🇳🇵 Nepal - 9.51 cm - 3.7 inch 🇰🇭 Cambodia - 8.91 cm - 3.5 inch 🇰🇵 North Korea - 8.60 cm - 3.4 inch 🇹🇭 Thailand - 8.43 cm - 3.3 inch Note: Selected countries only. Source: World Population Review

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