I have a Recessland Day 1 ticket for sale at face value 🎟️🎪
I’d rather let someone I know buy it than to release it to the waiting list so lemme know asap
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@Seunography
“Don’t ask for my pronouns b*tch, you know I’m already #HIM”
Outchea Katılım Kasım 2009
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I’m actually still on a high
That Dlala set might be the greatest I’ve ever heard live. Wow.
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Universal Credit paying for people’s rent is such a trap it’s insane
You can very easily be taking home £30k+ tax free (including rent & child benefit) which a lot of society has no chance of ever making
Where is the incentive to work??
LBC@LBC
‘I don’t want to be on benefits… but work just isn’t worth it anymore.’ Caller Sarah tells @JHansonradio how claiming welfare has left her 'stuck without a way out'.
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At least now the game record will forever say we lost with 10 men >>>>
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In a week where Arsenal loss at home t Bournemouth, United couldn’t just seal it off with joy?
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Notification went off for the goal before my SkyGo showed it and I just knew that Ugarte had some involvement in us conceding.
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This was my first ever festival and first ever mosh pit was to Chase & Status
Was with my boy, No More Idols dropped as their opening track and I didn’t see him again for the rest of the set 🤣
OT@OliviaTaylar
Hackney Weekend 2012 was insane tbh Kayne, Rihanna, Jay Z, Nicki Minaj, Calvin Harris, Nas, Mindless Behaviour, Azalea Banks, Labrinth Swedish House Mafia, Chase & Status, Santigold, Florence + The Machine, Example and more for 90p
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Like there actually cannot be any repercussions, or surely they’d be more concerned about getting your parcel to you
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I actually need to know how much Evri drivers are insured up to for parcels?
Because I don’t understand why their drivers are soooo comfortable leaving parcels in absolutely ridiculous places??
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My other job had HMRC thinking I was making bank because summer shifts were rolling in
Whole time they allocated 8.8k tax-free allowance to a job that I’ve made <4k in since April 🤣 and I’ve just been letting them like an idiot
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Just realised I only had 3.3k worth of tax-free allowance attached to my full time job that I’ve been doing since July 🤣 the tax rebate will be sweeeet
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17° to 3° is not a reasonable temperature range for a 24 hour day
Our planet is finished 😭
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Heard the start of this video without looking at the caption and I cannot be the only one who hears that 🤣🤣🤣
Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL
"Yeah, be cocky, why not?!" 😅 "My name for him is Braino Fernandes" 🧠
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Yeah Bruno is getting the record. I can’t believe I ever doubted him
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Good read 😂
Simi@simikunleoni
my new essay: ‘the westernization of moaning’ i wrote about how western influence has removed identity and authenticity from our everyday activities, including & especially sex. read here: @simikunleoni/the-westernization-of-moaning-5d62e60b3878" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@simikunleoni/…
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Despite being an appearance compliment from men, there was actually no gay undertone to it but that’s such a funny intrusive thought to let win
Can’t lie I continued the walk with some extra pep in my step 🤣
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I was walking earlier and 2 random (seemingly straight) guys were looking at me so I took out my headphones thinking they were about to ask me a question, only to hear “you’re a handsome guy bro, you look good man”
😂😂😂
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One of the most outrageous PL goals. What the actual fuck did I just watch
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