Jamie Schneider

@GraduatedBen My son is on Vyvanse. He went from almost failing K bc he couldn’t learn his ABCs to being one of the top students in his class. The bottles are hit and miss, and when they miss, his grades plummet and he feels out of control.

White women on tik tok are reporting that the crank isn’t hitting like it used to

@oliviapants @JustinMcElroy This did pop into my head as well, and it has never been more true than when it comes to Sydnee.

Hey, we didn’t win the race. We’re doing OK. My wife is my hero.

@JustinMcElroy It’s a hard night, as we predicted, but this one hurts. WV would have been better off. She’s a hero to a lot of us.

@hankgreen But Lizzo is on Beat Saber now, sooo.

If I spend more than 15 minutes a week in a VR headset in the year 2032, so help me god...

@felladin @hankgreen The Quest literally comes with a little extender for glasses, I have to switch it out between my glasses-wearing and non kids. Glasses wearer has no issues.

@hankgreen VR is remarkably uninclusive. I have good eyesight with corrective glasses, but VR is a no. Imagine actually being disabled and trying to attend a meeting. Also, VR meetings would limit walking around and working simultaneously.

@rejectedjokes Coincidentally, my bf and I started it a few weeks ago and we’re at about the same spot. We’re 1.5 eps from red wedding. I’m terrified. No mention of the Theon situation? It’s killing me.

I have also started Game of Thrones for the first time, so I can finally get the references everyone made 10 years ago.

@The_Davenporter If there’s a go fund me, or hell, a Venmo, I’ll chip in. Let us help!

Lost my job, losing my apartment, and now I'm going to lose my dog. These last few months have been the worst days of my life.

@JustinMcElroy @TheZoneCast 🎶We he gm good, I take his ass to Ruby Tuesdays🎶

Syd told me if I did a good job as gm on todays @TheZoneCast recording she’d take me to ruby tuesdays

@PhillyD Here’s my question: I received Pell for about half of my undergrad, then did not. So…10 or 20 for me?

@hankgreen I ran across the YouTube animatic for Glass Shark, and those brothers have been my brothers ever since.

I remember my very first MBMBaM because I looked at the episode title and was like, "I feel like I'm going to like this." I will never forget that title. It was "Glistening Fishlifters."

@JackPsta @andy23tran You say “excluding the poor” like “the poor” isn’t most of us.

@andy23tran This graph useless if you don’t count the inequality in US. US is a country good for the rich. “The gap in life expectancy between the richest 1% and poorest 1% of individuals was 14.6 years (95% CI, 14.4 to 14.8 years) for men.” Excluding the poor, Americans do have a long life.

What's going on here?

Neither of my go-tos are available for local play.

#MortalKombat11 can someone help me? I had the game for a while with all characters, my switch cracked and I bought a new one. Now I only have about half the players?

@JG_Atlantic @ChrisMurphyCT People want to complain about south side Chicago and don’t know anything about geography. It’s basically Indiana. Nobody’s ever stopped me at the state border to ask me what guns I had.

@ChrisMurphyCT New gun laws won’t stop criminals in any large scale, meaningful way. Chicago laws among toughest in the country. Needs to be a multi faceted approach. chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2022/5/2…

FYI this isn't stopping. There have been 18 mass shootings SINCE Uvalde. You need to know this. Because it's not going to stop until we do something. 1/ Here's just a sampling of the slaughter in the last six days:

@rekhalshankar I will say, we both work super long hours, and we have 3 kids, so we’re usually cooking/cleaning/parenting until bedtime, so we don’t sit down until then. It’s not like I’m relaxing in shoes.

@rekhalshankar I am also curious on this one. I (am white) wear my shoes until bedtime, because my feet hurt otherwise. My significant other (who is black) is barefoot or in socks. I even bought him house shoes, because I thought HIS thing was weird.

in the event I lose this app, I HAVE to know: why do white people wear shoes inside the house? i am literally begging for an answer that makes sense

@travismcelroy @danilaserra_eco Travis is the whole reason my little has the confidence to wear his painted. He still gets teased sometimes, but he’s really figured out how to turn that convo around. Last time, the kid ended up helping him pick his next color. ❤️

@danilaserra_eco I keep mine painted and I am THE COOLEST!

My 7 yr old son was excited about nail polish this weekend. Last night we talked about how kids at school may say things. So he decided to only keep the thumb painted. Still got teased. He cried & took it off. Breaks my ❤️. Any cool guys wearing nail polish, so I can show him?

@RomanticTomedy @McElroyFamily I would assume so. I know before Covid, they were always in Atlanta Labor Day weekend (my birthday, and closest city to me they went to), and then I think it was always Florida after.

We’re pleased to announce the Fancy Takes Flight Tour! Tickets go on sale this Friday, Feb 25th, at noon local time. Mask & proof of full vaccination OR negative COVID test within 72 hours of event start required. For tickets and more info, go to bit.ly/McElroyTours

@travismcelroy Dahlia

Quick... while no one is looking... what's a word you'd like to hear in next week's #mbmbam?

@JustinMcElroy All that to say, it’s been a privilege to grow alongside ya’ll, and you’re as funny as you’ve ever been.

@JustinMcElroy I haven’t seen the specific thread, but I have been in long term relationships where we grew in different ways and our sense of humor shifted until we didn’t mesh anymore. And that’s okay! Doesn’t mean either of us got worse, just different.

Oops I got those “I shouldn’t have read the big long thread the dude tweeted at me about how my podcast isn’t good anymore as if I don’t live hand in hand with that fear every day of my life” blues