Saltiest Parody on Earth...

There's no way in hell I'm settling down when there's so much joy out in the streets 😭😭😭

@kay_z67 I was looking at my digital clock as well as my computer waiting for it to shutdown 😭😭😭

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.

@the_dhavan_18 @grok

“Hey @grok, count the people inside this building… good luck 💀”

She's talking about her father

@unkonfined Foreal, it is!

Rumor has it that this is the best notification on 𝕏.

@Lee_Raa_Tuu Why would you order drinks for 1k if you're broke?

💔😭Joh I went out on a first date with a guy I met on X. He took me to Amber Ruimsig. After eating I ordered Ice Tropez and he had Castle Lite. When the bill came he paid for our food and his drinks. He told me to pay for my Ice Tropez, which was more than R1000. I asked him how was I gonna pay because he knew I was unemployed? He said 'unemployed people must not have an expensive taste.' Just like that, he paid for food and his drinks and left. I had to raise money from friends to pay for my drinks. I will never give my number to a Venda man again.

@alimahtoxic "Ma'am, do you wanna fuck?"

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

Drake is the greatest rapper of all time

@Kurrco What happened that July?

“I’ll never forget that July, the worst I felt in awhile” Drake on new ICEMAN track

@BarryOnHere Lmaooooo Bill 'Mr Bitches'

Been together for 55 years. No scandals. No turmoil. Just 2 people who love each other and have always been faithful even in tough times.

@DullahTheking2 PDFiles

King Of Pop. King of ??

PDFiles

@Shadaya_Knight Drake dropped 3 projects yet y'all are still talking about Kendrick. Nothing about the music, that alone speaks volumes...

Think what eats up the Kendrick Lamar fanbase is the same thing with the Lionel Messi fan base Despite Kendrick "winning" the beef, racking multiple awards & doing "real rap". Just like Messi winning the World Cup, multiple Balon D'ors & being "naturally talented" whatever the fvck that means And somehow Drake is more popular, outsells, dominates streams and the masses consider him a GOAT. Just like Cristiano Ronaldo, is more popular, people follow whatever League he plays & considered the GOAT That's the thing about life, it's not fair, you can't force people to love you

@keep6ixsolid Weak ass bars, be needs to fire those ghost writers.

Drake dropped Jay Z x Epstein bars “Damn, y’all was really island hoppin’ back then” “Now y’all names got redacted” “Now a nigga gotta fact check” “I’m fuckin’ power couples up” “Actin’ like you love marryin’ your wife” “You boys need to worry ’bout a jury in your life”

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

@orcachillin Lol

apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can

@lorahmoe You don't see the long game, that's why you are tweeting shit. If he bring home flowers once he's creating an expectation that will get him in trouble long term. Flowers aren't a once off thing but you'd know this if you had a brain...

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭 We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.” And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.” SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes. The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE. At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive It's morning and we growing

@ChrisExcel102 Check for his lil brother on Facebook. I went to school with them