The Capped Crusader

@MangetoutGrill veni, vidi, vici 😁

Pero esto que es?!?!?!?!? HASTA LOS NIÑOS AL REDEDOR DEL MUNDO SE EMPIEZAN A BURLAR DE ARGENTINA, MESSI Y FIFA. Bravo 👏🏼 @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup habéis logrado convertir una competición en una burla, un meme. A Argentina y Messi ya ni te digo..

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I see what Luke Edwards is doing here. He’s literally putting our name in the hat. So when he signs he will then report Newcastle beat Liverpool among other top clubs to the signing of him. Am onto you baldy

Michael McDonald & Take 6 covering "Don’t Worry Baby" by The Beach Boys (2023)

This is hilarious 🤣

Taking pause to all of the hype. This Nintendo Direct really emphasized something that I feel some people are failing to understand when it comes to this Nintendo situation right now. When you take a look at their overall catalog of what they already have and what's coming to the Nintendo Switch 2, you'll quickly realize that there is no other platform where you have access to such a variety of quality 3rd party and 1st party titles. You'll see people making jokes and comments about games that have been released for a few years that are just now coming to the Switch 2. But, that's the point. Nintendo is literally making it to where these studios are bringing all of your favorite games to this console. Now, add on top of the announcements that we just saw today, like Ocarina of Time, Kingdom Hearts IV, plus other 1st and 3rd party titles arriving on the Switch 2, and then you look at the price of the Switch 2 .... It's just impossible for me to see myself playing anywhere else. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@LumenX_ Amen

God is killing 3 big demons in your life today - Debt - Disease - Anxiety Type, "Amen."

Just found out that Starmer is such a censor and DICTATOR that he’s only allowing us to see World Cup matches after the 9pm watershed! That’s right, you will have to wait until 9pm to see England and an incredible 2am to see Scotland. This will be fine for all the unemployed layabouts who vote for him but a DISASTER for hardworking taxpayers. Disgusting!!!!!!

Tony Blair is the living embodiment of what happens when political office becomes a down payment on future plunder. Ejected in 2007 by his own MPs as a massive liability, he bequeathed Britain a wild casino economy primed for the 2008 crash. And when the British economy crashed and burned, Mr Blair kept quiet while honing his skills at securing power by other means. His first job, after his ejection from 10 Downing Street, was as the West’s Middle East envoy, with a supposed emphasis on Gaza. It took six painful years for Mr Blair’s tenure to prove a failure so profound it amounted to active complicity in Israel’s ethnic cleansing, in Palestinian erasure, and in paving the ground for the ongoing genocide. Soon after, the Chilcot Inquiry demolished Blair’s Iraq lies, exposing him as a liar, a chancer and a war criminal responsible for countless corpses of Iraqis, but also of British soldiers. Then came Blair’s real innovation: the financialisation of the ex-premiership itself. The Tony Blair Institute, fuelled by £130 million from Oracle's Larry Ellison—coincidentally, the largest individual donor to the Friends of the IDF—became a shadow state, brokering governance contracts for autocrats and companies like Palantir that weaponise AI to produce mega-death abroad and full-on surveillance of Western populations. Now, in May 2026, this corporate fixer issues a 5700 word tantrum demanding that Labour embrace Trump even more than Starmer already has, denounce what is left of Labour’s betrayed Green New Deal, and trash the remnants of workers' rights. This is not the wisdom of an aging statesman. It is the frantic squirming of a man fearing his grip on oligarchic power might soon wane and whose entire post-10 Downing Street existence depends on preventing the many from ever reclaiming what the few have plundered. theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

Been out knocking doors for Reform UK in Makerfield since 5am this morning 🇬🇧💪 and honestly I cannot understand the hostility we face in modern Britain. What’s especially confusing is half the houses abusing me literally had Reform UK posters in there windows. One bloke opened the door wearing a turquoise polo shirt and still told me too “fuck off and let people sleep.” Total betrayal of the movement. Things turned humiliating very quickly. While attempting too patriotically scale a lamp post outside the precinct and hoist the Stars and Stripes 🇺🇸🇬🇧 as a symbol of Anglo-American freedom, a gang of children surrounded me chanting “Gammon Spiderman” before pulling my trousers down in public 😡 One elderly woman waiting on the bus actually applauded while another person filmed me waddling around trying too cover my boxer shorts. This country has lost respect for patriotism. Deeply disheartened, I headed too ASDA for a calming meal deal and a browse of the reduced bakery section when I encountered a fellow right-wing canvasser from Restore Britain 🇬🇧 Finally, I thought, somebody sensible. I attempted too befriend him by complaining about Keir Starmer, low standards in Gregg’s sausage rolls and Gary Lineker’s eyebrows, but unfortunately he immediately shunned me for “not being committed enough.” Apparently this fella believes everyone who cant trace there ancestry back too the Boudicca revolt should be deported immediately 😳 Now don’t get me wrong, I love Britain, but even I thought that was perhaps a touch excessive. He looked at me with disgust and said: “You’re basically a communist.” Then, in one of the most surreal moments of my life, he and several nearby shoppers began singing “Red Red Wine” by UB40 at me in the middle of ASDA 😡🎶 One woman waved a naan bread rhythmically while a security guard quietly shook his head in disappointment. I left the shop feeling emotionally crushed and spiritually exhausted. On the walk home I bumped into Gemma Collins outside a tanning salon and, caught up in the emotion of the day, spontaneously proposed marriage 💍🇬🇧 I told her: “Together we could save Britain.” She stared at the gravy stain on my polo shirt for several seconds before replying: “No babe.” Honestly heartbreaking. Things have not improved since Saturday either. I hired an escort girl too cheer myself up after a difficult week defending freedom online. Unfortunately despite taking Viagra and listening too Land of Hope and Glory beforehand, I couldn’t get it up 😔🇬🇧 The poor woman awkwardly left after twenty minutes of me apologising and blaming the woke mind virus. Then, roughly an hour later, the Viagra suddenly kicked in with terrifying force. So there I was, alone in my semi-detached house, lying in my own filth watching old clips of Tommy Robinson interviews and crying while questioning every life choice I’ve ever made. At one point I actually vowed never too book another “proper British” escort again because “foreign girls seem more professional,” which is apparently advice Tommy once mentioned online before being told too stop talking. Honestly I don’t even know what’s happening too me anymore. Anyway. Back out canvassing tomorrow at 5am 🇬🇧💪 Britain needs us, even at 5am

Absolutely raging 😡🇬🇧 Went on a Tinder date with an absolute stunning stripper from Bolton. Proper classy bird. I’d spent 2 hours getting ready, wore my best grey joggers, sprayed half a bottle of Joop on meself and even shaved me neck beard into a patriotic goatee 🇬🇧💪 Took her too Nando’s because unlike woke lefties I still believe in treating a lady properly. Things where going brilliantly. We both got mains, she laughed at my joke about Gary Lineker looking like a substitute geography teacher and she even touched my hand briefly while reaching for the peri-peri chips ❤️ Honestly lads I thought this was it. Then disaster struck. Halfway through the meal we added each other on Facebook and I could literally see the joy drain from her face in real time as she scrolled through my profile 😔🇬🇧 Apparently women nowadays are “put off” by: Reform UK memes. Restore Britain livestreams. Britain First graphics. My 14 paragraph post about chemtrails over Wigan. Sharing that quote saying “women secretly prefer alpha males.” A meme comparing Keir Starmer too a sentient parking ticket. Me commenting “based” under a video about banning oat milk. Suddenly she got all cold and said: “I think I’m gonna head.” Absolutely unbelievable. This was AFTER she’d promised me a private dance back at my place while we finished are garlic bread 😡 But of course once again the woke agenda ruins everything for ordinary patriotic blokes. I followed her outside trying too win her back by shouting Reform slogans 🇬🇧💪 “Save are borders!” “No surrender too tofu Britain!” “Tommy was right about low traffic neighbourhoods!” She responded by giving me the finger before getting into an Uber and driving away while I stood outside Nando’s smelling aggressively of Joop and betrayal. I spent the next four hours sending her 156 text messages and trying too ring her repeatedly but she must of been busy or maybe her phone battery died because she didn’t answer once. Honestly why do women on dating apps discriminate against good patriotic right-wing morons like me?? It’s not fair 😔🇬🇧 All we want is traditional values, full English breakfasts and a woman who appreciates a man with strong opinions about chemtrails. Eventually at about 1:40am she finally texted back. Turns out the REAL reason she left was because I’d apparently used an old photo of Tom Hardy on my Tinder profile and she “felt deceived.” Absolutely gutted 💔 She was the first black girl I’ve ever loved. Still, as a true patriot, I’m not giving up 🇬🇧💪 Tonight I’m heading too the strip club where she works wearing my best zoot suit with a massive posy of flowers. Faint heart never won fair maiden.

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