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@karentraviss Well I know what I'm making myself for my next birthday!

@ShadsPlays As the Scranmeister, my culinary genius is such that even the humblest of meals is transformed. I can't recall what the occasion was, but I know I didn't want a cake, and I did want a sparkler candle.

What do you call a fishfinger sandwich, just had one one (delicious), but no one can agree. I call them Mr Fish

@karentraviss @thinkdefence That is glorious!

@thinkdefence Whatever the classification, ketchup is mandatory. Plus edible gold leaf and a sparkler. (Genuine pic from my own kitchen. Because I'm worth it.)

You come home to this, what's your next move..

@oelma__ Personally, I would say that since I am a Taoist, I am not worried about respecting Islam. If I go to hell, or the Islamic equivalent, that's on me, but thanks for the concern.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@RachelReevesMP Extending the freeze on fuel duty isn't helping. It needs reducing further. Fuel costs soar, the price of food goes up, working people can't afford to get to work or eat. Really helpful. If I was this bad at my job I'd be fired.

⚡£117 on average coming off energy bills 🚗 Fuel Duty freeze extended 🧒 450,000 children to be lifted out of poverty 💷 A payrise for over 2 million people 💊 Prescription charges frozen again This is a government for working people.

@Matt_Pinner Women of any race can do what the f they like with their hair. So can men.

Simple Yes or No poll, should white women be allowed to wear braids? YES NO

God forbid you should post about liking something, you get berated and ridiculed for it. Don't like something? That's not allowed because you're an asshole. Want to share your opinion? It's wrong. Want to offer friendly advice? Get outta here boomer.

*Taps mic* Hello? Is this thing on? I realise that I haven't really been posting much here lately. I'm still streaming, so feel free to pop by when you get time. Link is in my bio :)

@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband No you won't, because I'd be willing to bet most MPs have shares in these companies and don't want their share prices to drop.

If fuel companies try to rip off customers, my government will step in. @RachelReevesMP and @Ed_Miliband are bringing the bosses of the fuel companies in today, to make sure that customers aren’t losing out because of the conflict in the Middle East.

@Matt_Pinner I can tip a server who expects a 40% tip quite comfortably. Tip: Get a job that pays you a better salary

@10DowningStreet Reducing the average energy bill by £150 from April - my bills have gone up by 200 a year. Freezing rail fares for the first time in 30 years - till rail unions strike Raising the National Minimum Wage - making more people pay tax and end up no better off.

Britain will turn the corner this year. We are: Reducing the average energy bill by £150 from April Freezing rail fares for the first time in 30 years Raising the National Minimum Wage We are making progress to deliver real change across our country

@Keir_Starmer I want to live in whatever alternative universe you're in. Or have some of whatever you're smoking.

I know people are frustrated about the pace of change. I am too. Getting our country back on track will take time, but despite the chaos we inherited, we're making progress. Wages are rising faster than prices. Waiting lists are down. Inflation and interest rates are falling. This year, Britain will turn the corner, and you will start to feel the change we promised – in your bills, in your community and in your public services.

@Matt_Pinner Ghost Rider

Can you name a Nicolas Cage movie you like that is not The Rock, Con Air or Face Off?

@OjiisanKanako @XboxSupport If you pay $300 on a car lease do you expect it to run flawlessly with no maintenance?

@XboxSupport $30/mo to make sure this doesn't happen and it still does. Every fkn year something goes down on Christmas.

Hey Xbox members, we're seeing some users get disconnected from Fortnite. Engineers are working to fix this up as we speak. Follow along here and at xbox.com/status for updates.

@GTASixInfo Have I just had a stroke, or does that make no grammatical sense?

Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Congratulations Rockstar!

@RachelReevesMP No, it won't. It will just be another poorly disguised plan to make the rich richer, the poor poorer and the middle class cover all the debt you're racking up.

The Budget this month will focus squarely on the priorities of the British people: cutting waiting lists, cutting the national debt and cutting the cost of living. Today I will set out the choices our country faces and the values that will guide my decisions.

@RachelReevesMP If we could tax lies, that "Black Hole" you keep banging on about would be gone

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@Keir_Starmer I'll have some of what he's taking....

Real patriotism means building a country where everyone feels safe, valued and respected. We choose hope over fear, and renewal over decline.

@WallStreetApes Only because I wasn't in the neighborhood.....

American bought a McDonald’s cheeseburger to test a theory We all know McDonald’s has so many chemicals they don’t molt or deteriorate, but will bugs and wildlife eat it He leaves the cheeseburger out and checks it after 14 hours and 24 hours to see if anything will eat it