Johnny A

@kangaroos991 So did my immigrant grandparents.

Shakespeare once said, “The eyes are the window to your soul.” If that's true, what do Melania's eyes 'tell' you? 🤔

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @RosanneR429 Markwayne is a stupid name.

I'd like to buy a vowel

@OthmerBarbara No offense to Kamala, I supported her bid for president, I’ve got hammers smarter than trump.

Kamala is way smarter and runs rings around Trump

@TheTNHoller @BlueberryVz @SenRickScott @atrupar

Republican @SenRickScott: “They want to kill us. We have to grow up. People want to destroy our way of life, so we have to destroy theirs first.” Your Republican Party, folks. (From @atrupar)

Hmm 🧐

@ProjectLincoln @Zebusrugby

This is what Republicans controlling all 3 branches of government looks like.

@glenn_tunes @ScottyInThe845 Tracks

ONLY IN AMERICA 🙄🤦🤡

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.

@gggirl924 Traumatized is more appropriate!!

They sure did scare me. Did they scare you?

@gggirl924 Right up to Saturday Night Fever. Can’t listen to that garbage for one minute.

I love the Bee Gees! I don’t think there’s a single song that they made that I don’t love to sing to. How about you?

Byron Donalds endorsing MAGA candidate Jon Maples this weekend at Mar-a-Lago. Maples just lost.

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

🚨 BREAKING ​U.S. Secretary of Defense Hegseth: "Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has... We wiped it off the face of the earth, and then it was defeated." ​We leave the response to you in the comments!

@Mollyploofkins Billy

Billy Joel or Elton John?

@DougWahl1 @Sandy50273101 Accurate. Silly Brits.

TRUMP STIFF'S UK POLICE! Donald Trump is refusing to pay a $900,000 bill for police protection during his UK visit last September. The money is needed to compensate officers who worked overtime to keep Trump safe. Your Thoughts?

@PaulleyTicks @GregoSilverest Markwayne is a stupid name.

I was Google image searching Markwayne Mullin, and came across these two photos of him, clearly taken YEARS apart - and he has the exact same, clearly mentally challenged southern-fried Goober expression on his big dumb F'n face. (And I assure you, I did not Photoshop them)

@SkylineReport @CheckItOutDR Squirrel juggling knives in his head.

Can a neurologist please weigh in on this? What stage is he in?