Jake of the Year 2k20

“What time is it?” “5:30” My brain: Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Say it Me: AND XAVIER STILL SUCKS!!!

@MtKremer @Mr_Aquaholic @GovMikeDeWine @sambonz11

@Mr_Aquaholic @GovMikeDeWine @sambonz11 @Shafer_jacob You are clearly not well.

If you are in a high incidence county, which today again means 82 of our 88 counties, do the following:

Today I found out that super glue doesn’t stick to a non-stick pan. I’d say today was a success.

National Football League: Superbowl Saturday - Sign the Petition! chng.it/qXdN7N7L via @Change

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports

Girlfriends are so unappreciative, they come home and yell at you for being on the box all day but don’t even notice that you pee’d on the turd stain in the toilet and made it disappear

@CincyBearcats Who is retweeting this and still follows this account?

Let’s settle this once and for all

@sambonz11 He still wears his hats like that.

go little bro 🤩👏🏽

When it’s time to drop and you don’t see the boys on live. @Schweeeeeet @Mr_Aquaholic

@UCBarstool @UncleWoodys Are you telling me you couldn’t have photo shopped this even a little bit better? #hangitup

missin you @UncleWoodys

@14_parsons Sorry bro... @sambonz11

all my girls really got cuffed up.. they didn’t even warn me

This shit made me want to go to a crowded dance club and kiss everyone.

March Sadness😭😷

I’ve gone 24 years without the corona virus I must be immune.

@Kinnettn6 Suck his dick

@AsteriskTour Keep them coming, it’s what @RobManfred asked for

@Nick_Kinnett @AstrosRadioMLB When you miss heard the trash can.

And the 1st official #SeeYouLaterrr of 2020 goes to ..

If @ChickfilA isn’t going to be open on Sunday they shouldn’t be allowed to advertise on Sunday. Now I’m craving it and can’t have it.

If you take your shoes off on a plane and are barefoot, you should be convicted.

DK Metcalf cried when the Seahawks took him after he slid in the draft. Worked out pretty well for them.