Mitch Conner

@warnerbros Shove it up your ass

We’ve been waiting for you, precious. The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum only in theaters 17 December 2027.

One tantalizing page of the long crazy Moleman story we cut entirely from “22 Short Films” where the joke was he was acting out of character

"Adam, you're needed on set for your fourth nude love scene of the day with Lena" Adam Driver in his trailer:

@TMZ That was a gravitational pull

😳 Lena Dunham claims Adam Driver hurled a chair near her on "Girls" set. tmz.me/vDVM55q

Imagine not being able to freely articulate your experience of flying through space at 25,000mph & around the moon, and having to wait for your Ear Piece to work again. In 2026 even the ‘Astronauts’ talk like the Marxists.

Why doesn't the UFC do promos like when I fought GSP anymore? We had both gone nearly a decade undefeated, so this was a true super fight, and they treated it as such The result was that they sold out all 60k tickets in 2 minutes You would think they would want do what works

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"Right in the Easter basket." - Jim Deshaies #MLB

I remember my first time dippin too Craig 😂 what a nerd

90% of restaurants are competing to see who can microwave Sysco slop better btw

@shatteredjaw And the rematch will be in front of this guy, alone.

when kyoji beat manel kape and shintaro ishiwatari in the same night

When dudes be like "I'm him" this is exactly what comes to mind

Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz are facing a lifetime ban from the sport and possible prison time for doing things that MLB can (and almost certainly will) do as part of this agreement.

16x the detail

I used to have my son dress up like Chucky to try to scare black Dad Meat guests, but unfortunately, it scared Tim more than our black guests.

@Grabaka_Hitman Why is John doing Kickboxing? I don't think I ever seen him throw a kick in MMA

Ben Woolliss chops down John Lineker in 2 minutes

@Home_of_Fight Anyone with an oz of critical thinking or has heard DJ speak would know he’s well retired. But jerkoffs named “Home Of Fight” put a 🚨 next to some shit a fighter said on a podcast and tout it as news

Sharp and surgical 💪 #ONEChampionship

Tex Avery Ultraviolence Mix 1949-51 / United States / Tex Avery 💀💥👀sound on💀💥👀