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@peris21486 @BmarshallCGTN We are not surprised

@peris21486 Singapoor here we come

When we Left Kenya to Singapore 😂😂

Colonizers deliberately brought a disease (scabies or muhare in Kikuyu) to Kenya. A doctor (medicine man) called Waing'a figured out how to treat it. The colonizers then demonized him and even created a song rebuking him.

Come and address a public gathering not in social media and use 'I' instead of 'we'.

The High Court yesterday made a very important decision. When you take a loan from any lending institution, the amount of interest accrued cannot exceed the amount you received from the institution (principal). Meaning if you borrow kshs. 100,000, you cannot pay more than kshs.200,000 in total. This is good news to many Kenyans. Tag that one lending institution wajionee habari kamili.

A woman went viral after sneaking her twin babies inside a bag to visit her family member who is battling cancer in the hospital.

Nairobians deem themselves as intellectuals yet they want to give Babu Owino the gubernatorial seat haha

@z3nit_jay @Its045_ Its a zero sum game. Doesn’t make sense

@Its045_ Eeeh 😂 hydroelectric plants hutumia generators Na hutumia pia mafuta

Hadi kwa electric vehicles waliongeza fare because fuel prices increased.

There is NO man of GOD. They are all CONMEN. END!

SIFUNA: "The example we want to set in this country, is that I should be able to come to Nandi, say 'WANTAM' and leave peacefully."

@_waruts @Childish_MD @waluwande A card is charged 400 after like 4 years. Which one are you referring to?

@Childish_MD @waluwande Kuna yearly card maintenance fee

idk why as kenyans we havent accepted using bank cards - Visa and mastercard are free to pay with. like i never paid fuel or supermarket with mpesa for like 3 years. Abroad, ata mobile transfer is free

@BeshStevens @Childish_MD True I find the mpesa payment process too long especially when the apps start failing and you have to stand there looking like a fool

@Childish_MD Kenyans brag about MPESA but it's not all that user friendly, particularly when you stand at the supermarket queue... Other countries use a smart watch to pay for goods and services and other more advanced economy's use biometrics. No fuss and much quicker

@Number1GenZ @Childish_MD Only if you let it out of sight. Mpesa is not risk free as well

@Childish_MD Hujapatana na sharp boys who will wipe that card clean. Some rogue places have skimmers.

@IbraMokaya @Childish_MD These financial institutions should look into enabling card payments for small scale vendors. It will be a game changer

@Childish_MD Local shops and small vendors do not have pdqs. And that's where a significant population spend their money

@KeExplorer @Childish_MD Things have changed, nowadays its just tap and go. Mpesa is also not risk free from fraud

@Childish_MD Fear of fraud. Back when KCB and some banks were getting hacked by sharp boys last year, there was a story showing PDQ skimmers in some businesses stealing card details. I dont remember where I read that. So I stopped using my cards except for Stripe portals or the like.

@GearstoGoals @Childish_MD You let your card out of sight. Always ask them to hring the machine to you and nowadays you just tap

@Childish_MD Fraud.Paid for fuel for Les than two months using my cards,next then someone is running the card on Uber without my knowledge.Canceled the card and never replaced it.

@xysist @Childish_MD @manmahuro PDQs are all pver but guys don’t just want to use them

@Childish_MD @manmahuro I started using card late last year and haven’t looked back. Reason people don’t use them is culture

@Childish_MD @mamelordi @spicedliver Also Hotels, restaurants, pharmacies, even barber shops and alot of retail outlets have PDQ - free of charge. Kenyans are just stuck on mpesa and don’t want to change

@mamelordi @spicedliver All petrol stations and supermarkets have a PDQ, thats where i use mine, not establishments

The Whites in South Africa are out enjoying lunch in Cape Town while the Black South Africans sing for them as entertainment. These are the “jobs” they say foreigners want to take.