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After 9 weeks of classes, 4 months of certification, and 1,474 days of foster care, today we officially adopted our daughter! There are no words to express the love, relief, and joy in my heart. This is the best day.

Post-game press should just be Cohen grabbing a mic, asking Mendy if he just pinch hit for a guy batting .345, asking Stearns if he just DFA'd a pitcher with a 1.50 ERA and 11 Ks in 6 innings, and then firing them both immediately

We have the dumbest manager in all of baseball and everyone remotely connected to the Mets acts like he's just a quiet genius with no faults. This is insanity. Not hyperbole, like actually there's something wrong with his head

Bases loaded in the first and eighth, less than two outs both times. No runs. The offense is anemic. That’s the story of the season so far. Pretty simple.

Bases loaded with one out twice in a game without scoring. This is a generational bad offense

@bexsayswords @rhykker Just a quick trip for his usual gallon of cigarettes

@rhykker "My dad went out for a bag of milk and never came back"

I love seeing people freak out about how we put milk in bags in Canada.

Putting away the phone for tonight. This Mets loss damn near broke me and I'm spiraling

We got no-hit for the final 5 innings, all 3 runs came on one swing, and our manager is running out a guy with a 69 OPS+ to bat with 2 outs in the 9th. We need a skipper with a brain, a "leader" who doesn't smile as he strikes out while losing, and an actual offense. Broken org

Devin Williams is genuinely the worst "eye test" pitcher I have ever seen. Every pitch he throws looks like it's missing the plate by 18 inches or getting blasted 450 feet. Calling his change-up "The Airbender" is an insult to both oxygen and the very concept of curvature

So uh... Chaos Temple thorns xp good

If your family doesn't do a remote handshake line after each @Mets victory, it's time to step it up. 1 down, 161 to go. #LGM

paul skenes ERA by season

If Brett Baty can keep up this pace he's on track for 486 RBI #LGM

This is shaping up to be one of the best sports days of my life

Aaron Judge when he’s faced with the slightest amount of pressure

Dont go callin Aaron Judge 'Captain America' ever again btw

First range session of the year. Would love to add a few degrees of launch angle and gain a bit more distance consistency, but not a terrible swing for 4 straight months of snow and very little practice. Driver is another story; absolute nightmare

Cold DoT 3.28 practice run with this butthead: pobb.in/KTEq3bAHMMoI twitch dot tv / shakcentral

@ShakCentral See you in Discount, Shak. 😘

I was honestly just planning to play a different, established build this league but.... maaaaaan are we back? Those numbers are fairly 🌶️

Quick lunch break PoBing rough math on the new Trap + Creeping Frost feels like Cold DoT has always felt since GGG decided they hate this damage type: meh. First draft PoB is ~3.5 mil dps, 75k ehp, 13.5k phys hit, 50/50 block, potential mana issues. Improvements to be made