Shaky the Conquerer🥕
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Shaky the Conquerer🥕
@ShakysBasement
Rapscallion, Indoor Picnic Enthusiast, Void Screamer Extraordinaire
Trapped in your phone Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Genuinely asking: can anyone articulate the positive policy positions that Karen Bass or Nithya Raman bring to the table, beyond voting for them because “they’re not Spencer Pratt”?
Bass and Raman are absolute bums
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman has surged to 47% in the race for 2nd place in the LA mayoral election, narrowly trailing Spencer Pratt. The 2nd place finisher advances to the runoff in November.
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This is what my cat would look like if I fed her every time she asks
꒷꒦ harmony 𝄞 ifb ໒ മ ˕ മ ১@cupidmink
how my family describes me when i ask for takeout
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Albania is weeks away from building a nuclear weapon.
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
HOLY CRAP 🚨🚨 Albania’s anti-corruption prosecutors just froze Kushner’s dirty assets in the $4 billion resort fraud probe. The jewish-linked land grab on the Albanian coast is collapsing under fraud investigations and furious public protests.
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@jabelincoln @Read_Acted My friend did it, parents all thought he was gay so they’d let him sleep over, then their daughters would end up “converting him”
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@ShakysBasement @Read_Acted I see someone else figured out that cheat code. I was “on a journey of self-discovery.” Like catnip.
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What is the male equivalent of “going to the source” and acting confused outside an investment bank?
TTI@TikTokInvestors
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@PaulSkallas Nothing is illegal if you have enough money
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They're making superhero movies without the performers being on steroids
Hollywood got away with illegal steroid use for 15 years. In movies marketed toward kids and teens.
The federal government didn't care even though it was obvious all the actors were juicing.
Ayman ☭ (Backup account)@GuyWhoRemains
@TheBatmanSagaNW We could all tell that Robert Pattison worked out for Batman. People just want to body shame him because he’s not at the expectation of how they wanted Bruce Wayne to look.
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I just got locked out of my account. It said I had broken the rules. Didn't tell me what I had done. I pressed the what to do button next button, it unlocked my account and told me not to do it again.🤷♀️
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@mlech26l @spandrell4 “I haven’t had to pay a heating bill in years”
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why pay $20/month for Claude if you can run gigaslop_27b_q8 on a $20k GPU rig in your living room
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@RealSKeshel People who care what the TMZ guy thinks are the reason democracy doesn’t work
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I love how “no political experience” is the defense for returning power to people who have nothing but political experience and a long track record of destroying everything they govern.
TMZ@TMZ
🗣️ As a lifelong Angeleno, Harvey Levin is weighing in on the Los Angeles mayoral primary — a race featuring an incumbent mayor facing criticism on key issues, a reality TV star with no political experience, and a Democratic socialist candidate.
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@micsolana Any idea what’s going to be in there?
“And over here is the hat I wore while directing Star Wars, and over here are the shoes I had on”
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a little over a decade ago lucas offered to gift this museum to san francisco, and the presidio trust turned it down because the design was too jarring or some such silly shit. the people responsible forgotten, the damage permanent.
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
George Lucas new museum cost $1.5B. Chicago and SF both turned it down. So, it’ll open at Exposition Park in LA in September 2026. It is 300,000 square feet and has 11 galleries holding art (Norman Rockwell, Frida Kahlo), valuable comics (Marvel, DC, Peanuts), original film props (Star Wars) and his 17,000 pair collection of Air Monarchs (to be confirmed).
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@jabelincoln @AuronMacintyre I was promised Greenland!!!
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@ShakysBasement @AuronMacintyre Can’t trust any island to run itself, is the lesson here.
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@jabelincoln Yeah for sure, very tasteful and well done
Like a portrait that really captures it’s subject
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@ShakysBasement It’s definitely a rendering and not a traditional photo manipulation via photoshop, etc., and some touches have been made to increase the emotional effect, like the lighting direction you mention, but what I’m driving at, imo, is: fair game; true enough; inside the bounds.
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Hard to believe this a real photo. It would be hard to construct a more iconic and galvanizing photo.
His exsanguinated hand is in a revolutionary fist, FFS. Surrounded and restrained, literally to death, by the cold, sterilized, demonically-useless hands of his oppressors.
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat
The colour of Henry's hand as the Police arrested him. His hands were ice white because he was bleeding out. The police didn't even care.
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Greatest crime: violating Punjabi izzat. Second greatest: embarrassing the libs. Third: murder or whatevs
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@jabelincoln Completely different hand placement, light fall, and pretty much every detail… Zoom in in the fingers
The nice one is like an AI interpretation of this, still powerful in the capturing the moment and conveying the essence, but it’s a rendering
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@ShakysBasement They definitely let Ai have its way with color correction and sharpening, but they didn’t change the content of the photo in any meaningful way.
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@5chmatme Guy played too much Dance Dance Revolution
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