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@airbagged Four words into an apology and he drops a slur.
Yeah okay dude.
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@SimplyShae13 When they said every kit is an Ork kit, they meant EVERY kit!
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Some self-reflexion, that's heartwarming to see.
Hope it last.
Kotaku@Kotaku
Asmongold On Suspension Over Genocide Comments: 'I've Slowly Been Devolving Into The Most Mean-Spirited...Psychopathic Version Of Myself': bit.ly/3Y7QVs3
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So I received a necklace today that @KittyMcPancakes and @LwlessJane purchased for me while in San Diego.
It is really nice!
There is only one problem.
It wants to live in boobaville.


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@TrenchCrusade It's important for the cyborg minotaur with arm-mounted alchemical artillery to have a bayonet. You know, just in case he gets into close range and his horns and sword otherwise occupied.
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HELP WANTED: 2 IDIOTS (Hiring Multiple Candidates)
Are you naturally clueless and consistently causing chaos? Do you excel at making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated? Then we want YOU!
We’re looking for 2 Idiots to join our team. No experience needed (honestly, it’s better that way).
Responsibilities:
- Completely misunderstand basic instructions.
- Create confusion and disorder wherever possible.
- Provide comic relief at inappropriate times.
- Make questionable life choices on a regular basis.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Lack of Common Sense: You thrive in situations that leave others scratching their heads.
- Problem Creation: Expert at turning minor inconveniences into major catastrophes.
- Inconsistent Communication: Say things that make no sense or are completely irrelevant.
- No Attention to Detail : Forget about following directions — you can wing it!
- Time Mismanagement: Chronically late or early but never on time.
- Resilience: Ability to bounce back from failure…because it’s going to happen. A lot.
Perks:
- Lots of opportunities to say, “Oops.”
- No one will expect anything of you (because they know better).
Apply today and embrace your inner idiot!
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@NornQueenKya You can actually do whatever you want if your opponent is cool! GW doesn't have to know!
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They changed Cassidy's name and then went right back to being creeps. Someone put up a "Mission Accomplished" banner in the Blizzard office.
Overwatch@PlayOverwatch
Yatagarasu Kiriko has GRIPPERS??? 🫣🦶 Drop a 🦶 if you’re hyped for Kiriko’s new skin in Season 13 ✨
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