The Papal Bull

It's been an awful, terrible, no good week. But listening to my teenage daughter convince my youngest child last night that J.R.R. Tolkien's real name was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.

It’s never too late to logout

Sunt mala quae libas Ipse venena bibas

Using Pope Francis’ likeness to sell cannabis infused “communion” wafers… Please add this warehouse to the next one on the arson list. Pope Leo should send the Swiss Guard in black helicopters after this company.

YOU LEFT 509 YEARS AGO YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE

Civil War 2 (2026)

“Pope Leo is WEAK on crime” You bolt awake in the University of Wittenberg. You are not online. It is 1517. You are Professor Martin Luther and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Church must remain.

Happy Easter 🙏🏻❤️

@aedison Please stop praying for my grandfather he is becoming too strong

“what was ‘the incident’ at your church growing up?” our priest was that one who got caught giving out half-blessings so he could skim the holiness off the top and use it to power himself up for bodybuilding tournaments. he was so ripped he couldn’t fit in the confessional

There should be some dread weighing heavily on you if you are upholding injustice, oppressing the poor and marginalized, abusing power, or disregarding the dignity of all people. The ‘Shadow’ is but a small and passing thing—where will you be standing when it’s gone?

@helloreilly has broken Catholic Twitter containment

I wonder which "Catholic" podcast will be the first to secure him as a guest

logging back and immediately being reminded why it is no longer fun to be on this website

it's giving saul on the road to damascus

this is the sort of tweet St. Peter reads you before he pulls the lever that opens the trap door to hell

Why I Didn't Believe in God Until I Saw a Megachurch Pastor Zipline Onstage in an Auditorium the Size of a Football Stadium: ow.ly/xxsr50XQ4UK

please pray for the repose of the soul of my brother-in-law, who died suddenly on Christmas Eve

"absolutely null and utterly void."