Sarah Shames

looks like yacht's back on the menu boys

George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”

Boy math is CEOs making 300x their average employee's salary and then getting shocked when workers unionize

if you suspect your coworker is secretly a fully grown humpback whale living life disguised as a human, maybe keep that to yourself because it is none of your business

@GraceCReckers @OPEIU Yay! Congrats!!!

OPEIU STAFF UNION DROPPING! Today my coworkers and I @OPEIU filed for an NLRB election. We're drawing inspiration from the thousands of OPEIU members we see exercising their power everyday. We as union staffers deserve collective bargaining rights as well. More soon✊

retweet this if you wish you were a whale or maybe even two somehow

History Lesson: Cats have supported unions ever since the first cats realized that they could get more by screaming for food together than they could separately

“i’d never be dumb enough to join a cult” bitch you literally work on campaigns

Not edible but… an armchair!

Kindergarteners Hill Staffers 🤝 not shutting up about recess

Why I live here tbh

🎶 I’m a bitch I’m an orca Sinking yachts Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale Imma hit you with my tail

@ZSzlezinger which boat?

The boom you heard around D.C. was actually the debt ceiling being raised

@Jacob_vanCleef A vibe for sure

if you come across a whale trying to cross the road: 1. move you car completely out of the road 2. firmly pick up the whale, ensuring not to damage it 3. move it, in the direction it was heading, safely off the road 4. wave goodbye and farewell to your new huge friend

@MabelMoose Spicy fruit!

food for thought: what do they sell outside of stadiums if they don’t have philly pretzels? genuinely cannot imagine anything else

There’s more to a 4-day week than you might think. #4DayWeek