Shandie

There has never been more accurate symbolism of life in Uganda right now.

I don't like Anita Among but her removal shows how dead this country is. Everyone who believes in quality leadership knows how bad this is. Kadaga was a puppet, Among has been a puppet, the next person they put there is also going to be a puppet of that family.

Thomas couldn’t believe what was happening

A Chinese soldier stood like a mountain as Trump's plane landed at Beijing airport.

The mistake we keep making is approaching life in this country with the kind of logic you would use in a country that actually functions. Uganda is not that country. When you walk into a Kisaasi apartment and the landlord asks for a million for a house with a kitchen the size of a soap dish, arguing with him is useless. He has already done his maths. You just have to keep moving until you find what works for the money you actually have. And remember, most of this suffering does not start with the landlord but rather with leaders who are taxing the life out of us.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ x.com/melvinnasasira…

Iam always amazed by how foreigners can just walk into the country,locate a loophole or market need,set up an industry that employs '000s and impact societies while our local bilionaires akina Sonko cant think beyond Matatus,alcohol joints,rentals snd flashy cars.

anita among's greatest sin is not the misappropriation of public funds it is the public consumption of 'em the vulgar display of accumulation the transformation of corruption from a concealed vice into a performative lifestyle those who've been around know how deeply filthy and compromised the entire kampala establishment has always been hers is not an isolated moral collapse it is simply corruption stripped of discretion and that is what the establishment cannot forgive her impendin' downfall will not signal the end of corruption or the beginnin' of an actual, serious fight against it it'll instead serve as a warnin' to newcomers to return to the good ol' doctrine that has governed the system for decades: steal quietly embezzle intelligently loot modestly steal gavi funds, but drive a passo, not a rolls royce or mercedes benz grab temangalo land, but build a modest house, not a 100-bedroom arcade fleece chogm money, but don't construct a hospital and immortalize our names on the wards buy junk helicopters, but don't acquire prime property across kampala alone, because we also want access to 'em in other words: be like us, naye totulabisa participate in the system, but do not expose the scale of greed behind it because the establishment has never truly been offended by corruption itself it is offended when greed becomes too visible, too concentrated, too arrogant when one person begins to consume publicly what was historically distributed quietly among the few, morality becomes selective not a principled rejection of theft, but an internal quarrel over proportions, visibility and access to privilege anjagala ansange e bukunja 👋

You know you are really corrupt when your corruption shocks even the corrupt.🙌🏾😂

This is so gross!

At the @MoWT_Uganda, you either join Katushabe Winstone in his heists or you’ll be flushed out! Ndowooza tutandike Part 2

@RamahKizito @KingSosoK8 Three years. The prefrontal cortex maturing last is something we discuss a lot on the breakfast table.

What’s the age gap between your parents?

@lovvewolf 💀💀

Now Ryanair 💀

I still vividly remember the moment everything I had built over the years collapsed. The day every part of my life fell apart simultaneously. My life got formatted and everything that I had carefully crafted just crumbled before my own eyes. A fundamental reconstruction, a total overhaul of everything I knew happened in the blink of an eye. In that moment, everything I had built my identity on melted through my fingers. My soul died! For three months, I have been facing the chaos of transformation. This has not happened in isolation. I have experienced unconditional love, and unreserved support. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and can’t seem to know who I am anymore! The bitter/sweet part of all this is that I will never be the same again. I have experienced pure sisterhood and I got to experience firsthand the true meaning of unreserved support. In the chaos of fundamental change, I have learnt to love more and in many aspects, I am different.

NTV yakubye lino🤣 @KCCAUG has a lot of work to do to clean the City 🌆

@Owishemwe 😂😂😂😂this is why women always hit you with our endless ‘What If’ scenarios….

Every once in a while you should sit with your partner and watch those nonsensical podcasts with problematic discourse so you can know their opinions on such topics. You might think the enemy is far when they’re in your bed

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Owishemwe So we are redefining cheating now?

Quick question: if your partner is tempted to cheat (physically) but they stop themselves last minute…does the thought & intent also count as cheating 🤔

@KamogaMunawa @HEBobiwine Technologia 😂

@HEBobiwine Bro with an office operating on a classified budget cannot put a difference between an Ai generated video and a real video on top that even after days of Bobi Wine’s escape to the US guy cannot trace the route of his escape 🙆‍♂️😂😂🙌

It’s not AI you criminal, it is real. Only that it was 5th October 2023, the same day your thugs grabbed me off the plane upon arrival at Entebbe airport and it was live on local and international news. You can imagine the ignorance that occupies the highest office in our military. Other senior officers must be feeling insulted. We shall liberate them too!

Death has taken Chuck Norris at 86 but it’s African presidents where it draws the line.

Dear @KCCAUG @Buzeki_Sharifah ,kindly save us the very loud noise from @dstrkt24_kla , this bar has disturbed the peace of health workers in Mulago. The few hours one gets to rest at night is close to impossible. Let them install sound proof, this is not Kabalagala!. It is the only bar in the entire neighbourhood doing this ,kindly save us 🙏 Meanwhile anyone can end up at Mulago, let us keep the peace of health workers. They work so so hard!

I AM SO TIRED OF CORRUPT TRAFFIC OFFICERS IN KAMPALA! It’s too much.