Sulie

Sick fucker!

This is absolutely nuts. 400 days after promising to fix skyrocketing inflation, Trump appears on ads on Fox News flashing a "red beauty" watch and begging his poor fans to buy the $499 "fight fight fight" watch. If this isn't tone-deaf grifting during tough times, what is?

She's a disgrace.

@krassenstein Can't pay me to watch it, save the segments on Colbert!

Who’s ready for the State of The Pedophile address tonight?

JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes. So which lie is it? They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” or they’re secretly buying up all the houses? You can’t have both. Pick a lie.

🚨HOLY SH*T: In an embarrassing self-own, Karoline Leavitt: says Trump will tackle “the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." The only problem? Joe Biden was not president anymore one year ago. This is humiliating.

Comer: "With respect to Epstein, our investigation led to where we're making these documents public. And we're seeing accountability. We're seeing some of the most powerful people in America and Britain that are having to resign their positions, leaving their offices in shame."

🚨BREAKING: Kristi Noem told a story about a cannibal immigrant DHS detained that started to “eat himself” on the plane. Turns out, whistleblowers revealed that entire story was a made up lie. Kristi Noem is evil and she belongs in prison.

@Damaan4u33 A

How much of Trump's SOTU will you watch tonight? A. 0 minutes B. 5 mimutes C. 10 minutes D. 30 minutes E. To the end

@atrupar And if he tipped over from exhaustion they'd call him a hero and give him that guy's Medal of Honor.

Trump, clutching the lectern and sounding raspy, is fighting for his life to get through this thing

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