Shane Ashland
10.7K posts
@elonmusk Are we sure that the civilization that resided there didn’t just go subterranean?
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Mars is a planet purely of robots (for now)
SpaceX@SpaceX
Falcon Heavy will launch the Rosalind Franklin rover to Mars in late 2028
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@PressSec Wow, you people are paranoid as hell. TDS is taking its toll.
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President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office!
Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family.
💰 🚗 🍔 🍟
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@SeditionistGop @PressSec I’m sure he knew it was ordered and planned accordingly so they knew to expect the driver and had them direct her to where he was. How is that hard to believe??
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You can’t just send a DoorDash driver to the front door like a normal house.
The White House is one of the most secure buildings in the world with heavy screening and restricted access.
Deliveries would typically be handed off at a security checkpoint or gate, not the residence itself.
United States Secret Service officers would:
- Receive the food
- Inspect it
- Then pass it along internally
- The delivery person never interacts directly with the President or staff inside.
Look for this video to be on all the right-wing Trump echo chamber media channels.
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@otokyo__ Hell to the no, bro!! I want you behind bars mfer!!
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@TheCrownOfJesus @JOKAQARMY1 You know…these aliens live underground. Hence the whitest, gray skin. They’ve been here the whole time.
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@JDJ_MAGA @JOKAQARMY1 Thank you. Someone speaks up that’s NOT brainwashed.
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It's called a crawler. As far as I know. Not smart to live on your own in the sticks without being armed.
National parks have a reputation of people going missing unsolved. Cave systems and tunnels.
Gov is well aware. People are brainwashed by hollywood to think this is fantasy and doesn't exist.
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@_uwomy That business owner, she’s yucky. What a gross ass person.
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@WallStreetApes Yeah, it’s a life supporting service. You don’t need all that sugar, bro. Shaking my damn head.
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Man is freaking out because he’s at the grocery store and he shows that all the items he normally buys now say they’re ineligible for EBT
The grocery store has put up these new little signs by items saying they’re no longer eligible for Food Stamps
“It’s happening. What am I gonna drink now? Not eligible. What is going on man, what we supposed to drink now? Not eligible. Not eligible”
Life hack: If you have a job and use your debt card, it’s all eligible to be purchased
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@AntiLeftMemes She is the literal definition of delusional. Whoa…
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“I have a quick question for anyone who voted for DONALD TRUMP."
"What are you gonna tell your child when they come home from school crying because their best friend was just taken out of their classroom by an IMMIGRATION AGENT?"
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🚨 Lexie Lawler, the ex-labor nurse whose license was revoked after she posted a video hoping Karoline Leavitt would die in childbirth, now says she’ll fight Florida to get it back using $30k she raised on GoFundMe.
Revoking her license was the right call?
A. Yes
B. No.
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This is America first.
Zohran Mamdani helping sanitation workers cleanup trash in his community.
Meanwhile Trump plays golf.
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A 40-year-old woman posts a video venting about dating… She says a 60-year-old man invited her to dinner at Cheesecake Factory, but she turned it down. Instead, she told him to take her to a robot show; something fun, different, “worth getting dressed up for.” After that? Silence. He disappeared from the app.
She shrugs it off, saying she’s “high maintenance,” doesn’t really like men, and just wants them to take her out so she can enjoy herself; no overthinking, no emotional investment. In her words, she has “bigger things to think about… like AI and the future of the world.”
There’s confidence… and then there’s treating people like entertainment. Wanting fun is fair, but expecting someone to play along while admitting you don’t even like them? That’s a different dynamic altogether.
Is she just being honest about what she wants; or is this a mindset that guarantees she’ll keep getting ghosted?
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@brandonfogal @elonmusk I’m pretty sure we are AI. Our DNA has been messed with several times in the past. I’d call us organic AI.
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I’m OK if Elon’s an alien
I was just thinking about this recently, how do we know if we’re not aliens or if we’re not an AI version of a previous self?
I know that sounds like nonsense and I don’t really believe it, because I’m Christian.
But if I wasn’t a Christian, I would probably believe it.
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@GPN_Gaming @CollinRugg Is this where they got the inspiration for this new emoji??
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@CollinRugg Cops don’t casually walk in to an aggressive domestic incident.
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NEW: Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house.
The resident was seen threatening to hit the intruder with a shovel.
The intruder has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, according to Solano County records.
He is facing four felony charges and his bail was set at $35,000.
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@GPN_Gaming @CollinRugg We get I bro, “everything’s fake”. Why are you even on the internet then?? 🥴
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The first face the Artemis II crew will see upon their return to Earth will be the face of a U.S. Navy Sailor.
Meet the Dive Medical Recovery Team of Artemis II: usff.navy.mil/Press-Room/New…
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BREAKING: The Australian government chose to arrest Ben Roberts-Smith in Sydney rather than his home state of Queensland because the government prosecution wanted less white Australians on the jury - “a more diverse jury pool.”
So in practice the Australian government want Hamas and Hezbollah supporters from Lakemba and West Sydney to sit and judge Australia’s most decorated veteran from the Afghan War.
This explains why the Australian government rejected Ben Roberts-Smith’s repeated offers over multiple years to peacefully hand himself in. Instead they chose to arrest him on a plane in Sydney in front of his children and the wider public - a calculated humiliation ritual.
Sydney Morning Herald: “One well-placed source suggested investigators might have waited to arrest Roberts-Smith in NSW because they wanted access to a wider and more diverse jury pool” than more conservative Queensland, where he lives.
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@BasedMikeLee How do these people not get hit by meteorites?
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UVU couldn’t even wait a year before scheduling a commencement speaker who defamed Charlie Kirk in the days immediately following his horrific murder on UVU campus
The Conservative Alternative@OldeWorldOrder
7 months ago today, Charlie Kirk was assassinated on a college campus. And the Left celebrated it. I will never let this go.
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@liz_churchill10 @elonmusk That last sentence…that’s gold, baby.
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EPIC BACKFIRE IN IRELAND
The Irish Government sent in the MILITARY to CRUSH fuel protesters…but the Crowds EXPLODED in size. Now, huge parts of the country are RUNNING OUT OF FUEL.
Their Globalist Regime has COMPLETELY LOST CONTROL
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