Shane

Interest has been amazing! Thank you city fans! I know times are tough for all, and I am certainly not rich, but would like to offer mine and my sons Season tickets for FREE for a game next season! Like and RT and I will pick a winner at random Tuesday! #ncfc #otbc #BeKindAlways

@ted_mcshane12 @dubslife1 😂😂😂😂

😂classic

@tobybox97 Funny cunt 😂😂😂

@ShaneBobbett Shot away ain’t he 😂😂

One of the lads had an accident on site today, stay safe out there

🗣 “The game finished half an hour ago and that’s my seventh” The Mayor remains an idol 🤣 twitter.com/_liv_green_/st…

🗣 Gennaro Gattuso: "You see Pirlo, honestly he's a son of a bitch. One day I left my phone on the table and he sent a text to AC Milan's vice-president offering him my sister."

I’m not big enough to get a reaction? 🤣 I’ve come from NOTHING.. you’ve got your name because of your ninja turtle looking dad..Chris “Donatello” Euwank 📞

NO ENGRISH 😭

@Gary__Elliott @footballerswith @kennymclean66 Ffs 😂😂😂

Kenny Mclean with Tits. cc: @kennymclean66 #footballerswithtits #ncfc

City hold on for a HUGE victory! 👊

@jordanireland4 @kiannaconnelly Same name couldn’t stop laughing 😂

@kiannaconnelly @jordanireland4

@BrettManuelLFC9 @BobbettJames

Nobody: White people:

Me the minute I wake up on Christmas morning:

Conservatives hold Sittingbourne and Sheppey. Gordon Henderson polls 34,742 votes.@TimesGuardian @KMSittingbourne @Kent_Online #KentVotes

EXIT POLL: Conservatives projected to win election as Labour suffer major losses #GE2019 CON: 368 LAB: 191 LIB DEM: 13 BREX: 0 SNP: 55 GREEN: 1 OTHER: 22

Don’t forget to vote Labour today: 4 day week Free broadband Free unicorn Free childcare 3 million doctors 2bn trees £50 an hour minimum wage When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.

I worry for the people who genuinely believe even half of these promises will be kept

WE. HAVE. DONE. IT! 😍 #ncfc

@KyleShaw92 @FootyAccums @BobbettJames Gunna rename Killian to Teemu

@FootyAccums @BobbettJames @ShaneBobbett needs a statue at Carrow road

Between October 2015 and June 2017 Finland won just 1 of their 19 international fixtures. Last night they won their 4th EURO 2020 qualifier in a row without conceding a goal & are closer than ever to reaching their first ever Euros. #PukkiParty 🕺