Shane
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@nysburningdown Hiiii! I’m trying to purchase a ticket for my friend!
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@CertifiedFool_ I miss her sm, this brought me so much joy. 👏🏼🙌🏼💛
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So, Kristi Noem… you know, Trump’s girl, the one with the guns, the horses, the whole ranch ICE fantasy—mmhmm.
Well, her husband is in the news for being a… you ready for this?
A crossdresser!
*Crowd gasps*
Do we have the photo? Can we get the photo up?
Oh—! *leans in* Well… how you doin’? 👀
His breasts are kinda like mine—
*pauses, smirks*
Clap if you think he was going for Wendy!
*wild applause*
Right?! RIGHT?!
But let me tell you something…
I look better. HA!
*crowd loses it*
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While everyone’s sharing #TyraBanks memories, a random “scandal” in my hometown was when during Spring Break, my high school bookkeeper went on the Tyra Show to talk about how her husband was gay, but they were staying together because they were BFFs. So ahead of their time. ♥️
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#TyraBanks listening to them models and colleagues talk about how she terrorized them, knowing the whole doc was a promo to announce the Quarter Quell. #ANTM
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