Shane Winters

@SarahKSilverman me too.

Gilmore Girls make me happy and warm inside...like a shot of vodka. #gilmoregirls

Proud to live in a country where BEING a dick is still a non-punishable offense.

When they give out the awards on Toddlers & Tiaras, they should simultaneously give out awards for sorry-as-fuck-parents.

Awesome episode of #TheVoice!!!

Cee Lo looked like he was from the Broadway production of Mad Max. #thevoice #nbc

Smash=Dreamgirls+Flashdance #nbc

Pitbull looks like Billy Corgan in a Miami Vice jacket #thevoice

@MTrenchislegit hmm not sure what kind u want. Try The Weakerthans. Or give me a genre.

@billmaher environmentally I totally agree with you. I believe God made us stewards of the world & we shouldn't fumble around & fuck it up.

@___Kazza___ hmm well that could be a problem :)

Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drinking wine coolers. Right because if anything screams romance it's a 4 pack of Bartles & Jaymes.

"In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"--Lennon/McCartney

Make art- not destruction!

I didn't watch Two & a Half Men before, but I will now :) @aplusk

Watching Disaster Date on #mtv it's pretty much a dating version of Punk'd, but without @aplusk

"Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like."--Dwight D. Eisenhower #quote

The '80s--when guys walked around with boom boxes.

I hate bad texters.

"People dislike me intensely"--Larry David