Shane

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Shane

Shane

@Shane_Simon

Tampa Katılım Ağustos 2011
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ZAMidnightSpookshow
ZAMidnightSpookshow@ZASpookshow·
Here’s a hotel tip to massage a late check out, as I learned under the tutelage of @luisjgomez . If you come in late, memorize a basic but complimentary version of desk person(pretty woman with curly hair, tall guy with glasses, sweet grey haired woman). Tell front desk next morning they gave you a late check out but told you to tell them in the morning. That person worked a night shift and they’re not going to wake them up to confirm.
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
"And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?"
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
These might be the best eggs I've ever had...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Free will has me considering purchasing a Hideo Nomo jersey...I more than likely will not...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
@luisjgomez Bring Jay to Tampa in December and do Story Warz.....
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Hey @Apple...Automatic Text Replies for those of us who bring work phones home with us...thank you!
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
@CrackAmicoRAP Might need this for my brother to put him in his place 😂
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Crack Amico
Crack Amico@CrackAmicoRAP·
Commissions are OPEN 🔥 Order your custom track for your podcast, business, a loved one, or a hated one. Dm for rates or email me at Crackamicorap@gmail.com 💰
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Vacation in 8 days...first in over two years...glory be to the most high...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Still one of my favorites from my "career"...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
@ZASpookshow That's the thing I never understood about fat jokes...I've always been bigger...albeit much bigger in the past...but everyone can see the size of others...it has to be inventive
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ZAMidnightSpookshow
ZAMidnightSpookshow@ZASpookshow·
Life’s too short to get mad about fat jokes, especially if you’re really, really fat.
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ZAMidnightSpookshow@ZASpookshow·
Is this man real? His knees look like the ghosts of pandas. Why doesn’t somebody just run straight at his shins and ruin his career? Fuck basketball he should let girls with racist dads pay him to come pick them up for dates.
WTF@mrwtffacts

🇦🇺 At just 18-years-old, Jongkuch Mach, is already 7’6 — taller than any active NBA player. He can touch the rim without jumping, moves fluidly, and led Adidas Eurocamp in blocks. US colleges are currently chasing him as he weighs up Australia vs USA.

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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Some people are out here spending $400 on a single piece of carry-on luggage because they hear ads on their favorite podcasts...crazy to me
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Two more days off where I got nothing accomplished...I need a hobby outside the house...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
It continues...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Want.
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
I am not going to become a shoe guy now...but these rule...
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Shane@Shane_Simon·
Still haven't regained control of my situation...
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