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@BobChoate54 @moderatemama @MomsDemand So wait....did you stop the shooter with your holstered gun?? What is the point of the first 2 tweets in your story???

@moderatemama @MomsDemand 3/ It took HPD over 2 hours to respond. The officer's report: "The vehicle was not seen in the area." 🤦 Bottom Line: leftist activists have hamstrung our LEOs. When one can get a sandwich delivered faster than a response to 911 call, good citizens must take responsible action

BREAKING: New CDC firearm death stats out for 2020. Texas sees 33%+ increase in gun viol since @GovAbott took office. 2019 to 2020 - nearly 12% increase in just one yr. Eliminating/weakening gun safety laws is a failed experiment & Texans are dying. @momsdemand #txlege

It's amazing that this racist asshole gets to have his bullshit explainations heard before he's even on trial. They don't give that opportunity to people of color before murdering them ON THE SCENE.

POINT: "Georgia shooting suspect says act was not racially motivated." COUNTERPOINT:

Fall Beer Giveaway...mmm...mama needs beer. #pumpndump hoppedla.com/blog/giveaways… via @HoppedLA

@aadinh15 @josephoooo @MatthewDaVault @AdamSchefter Good plan. I'm sure these football players are cool with waiting to find any underlying conditions AFTER getting COVID.

Patriots-Chiefs game is being postponed and is expected to be played Monday or Tuesday, per source.

@RemyMemphis @msmichgomez @thelweiss @rugsusa @FedEx @FedExHelp SAME. They keep blaming FedEx, but I've received furniture for my baby's room from every other online company via @FedEx in a timely manner.

@rugsusa @JaylanParent They have been doing this with me for 3 weeks now. And today, their offices are closed during their regular business hours. This is the worst customer service I've ever dealt with.

@JaylanParent Hi Jaylan, please send us a DM with your order number and we are happy to look into the status of your order.

@FedEx @FedExHelp so tracking for my new rugs says estimated delivery by end of day today (which isn’t happening obviously because it’s 8pm) but there are noooo updates at all on where the package actually is. It just says the label was created. I’m confused.

“Go back to your country” is a taunt immigrant kids hear on the playground, it’s a threat I get from unhinged people in my DMs, and it’s also something the President of the United States says to strong women of color who oppose him.

@LzLwsn Wedding gift? ;)

Their drivers are lazy and don't even show up at your apt before saying they couldn't get into your WIDE OPEN GATE, and they don't even give you a note that says they "tried" to get in....because they were never there! Don't use @UPS. Pay the extra $2 for @FedEx.

Never send me a package via @UPS. If you like the person or business you are sending an item to...don't use @UPS. They don't care if your package gets there because they've already got your money by the time the actual "delivery" part of the transaction happens.

Apparently everyone we know forgot to enjoy themselves at their weddings since that is literally the only advice we've been getting. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #YOUenjoyyourself #cantwaittocelebrate #oneweek

Just heard that the #tradewar with China is raising the price of fireworks we use to celebrate our Independence Day. #july4th #Murica #irony

You would think with all of @Starbucks money, they'd be able to create a cup that doesn't need something added to keep from burning your hand.

Yep.

Perfectly balanced...as all things should be. #AvengersEndGame

Best soundtrack of all time? Charlie Brown Christmas. The end.

I wonder if people in other countries say to their children, "There are starving kids in the USA!" to get them to eat all their vegetables now...

I have had more than one male colleague sincerely ask whether a certain behavior is mansplaining. Since apparently this is hard to figure out, I made one of them a chart.