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@SpikeEskin Yeah I’m thinking McCain for at least 4 3’s on Monday nights revenge game.

Jared McCain comes into the game for the Thunder to start the 2nd, they rip off 11 straight (he's 2-2 from three during that time).

@Chris_Grosse Where’s the sharp provolone??

Tommy DiNic’s roast pork w/ broccoli rabe in Philly ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@rfkenmore @Gavin_McInnes bet you won’t do this for @NitaFashions

This dude named Gunnar Churchwell is cold approaching men on the street to sell them suits Menswear meets sales call reels “The Wolf of Custom” Kind of has some Christian Bale in him Unreal

@jetneptune_ Take his left hand so he can’t wipe

Just spent 45 mins scrubbing thru security footage to find a clip of Muhammad stealing Zyns during Ramadan It’s indistinguishable from working at a real gas station Should we take his hand

@FishieTanker They are dangerous. Someone clip them looking at the steak knives.

Apparently one of the twins was hitting up Frank Hassle #fishtanklive

@Thurdeye dude congrats on being one of the new contestants on fishtank

@ekinsued Did you see how they looked at eachother when they found the steak knives? #fishtanklive

Okay never mind this is a fucking legendary pull #fishtanklive

@bizlet7 It’s shitlibs way of getting payback for electing Trump. This is the type of slop that was being produced when puddin head was in charge and they thought an Indian woman was gonna be president.

Imagine how ridiculous it would be if Dusk Till Dawn won 11 Oscars including Best Picture in 1996. It would be a national scandal. Like Congress would be holding hearings about Hollywood corruption.

@borntocrip #VANCEMAXXING

Another W #fishtanklive

This is sort of the plot of Kinds of Kindness

@sixers @cryptocom Could’ve let Kelly shoot his 3’s. How can we trust you guys?

final. @cryptocom

Kelly Oubre Jr please hit 2 3’s and 15 pts

@Tixzyss Don’t let anyone judge you for ordering Mexican pizzas.

never kill yourself.

@MikeMasco @HustleBitch_ He handled it way better than Chad Myers back in the day. “Chaaad chaaaaaad”

@HustleBitch_ Umm this is nothing more than bad TV and inexperienced anchors … you read into that way too much

🚨 LIVE WEATHER SEGMENT COLLAPSES — HOT MIC CATCHES WHAT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SAY This was supposed to be a routine weather forecast on KFDX in Texoma. Both smiling. Calm. Professional. She confidently says there’s no rain in the forecast. He immediately cuts her off: “Did you just say there’s no rain in the forecast?” His expression shifts. Not joking. Not playful. Sharp. She starts explaining. They begin talking over each other. You can see the tension building in real time. Then the control room suddenly cuts to a weather graphic. Too late. The mics are still hot. And now it unravels. “I just said a second ago—” “Well I’m not talking—” Voices stepping on each other. Then she fires: “Stop trying to correct people and just do your job.” He snaps back: “I just don’t know why you don’t listen to me.” She goes for the knockout: “Because you’re BORINGGG.” Him: “Oh wowww… wowwww!” This didn’t feel like a disagreement about rain. The comments are spiraling: “Are they married?” “That was personal.” “There’s history there.” “Something is going on behind the scenes.” Was this about the forecast… or something that’s been building for a long time?

@Mappy6984 Oof after the detective leaves the room the two girls commiserate with eachother saying none of their friends are going to like them anymore. Dummies.

Imagine hearing this

Hit a 9 leg parlay I got from sixers Twitter. Broke my losing streak. Awesome.

@Schneider_here @PackripEwing Made me afraid to swim in a pool alone for the rest of my life.

it’s a Saturday night in 1995 after Alex Mack, All That, and Ren & Stimpy, you’re ready for SNICK to end the night with one more laugh but instead, absolute nightmare fuel starts playing on the TV submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...

@financedystop Someone in the military who worked at a GameStop as a manager was activated after 9/11 and put that thing in a storage unit. F

This guy found an original 2000s Xbox Kiosk. So cool

@BlackhawkOaks @wigger

@wigger I was a tard wrangler. Half the job is telling them to stop masturbating and trying to rape their classmates.

@SafeSidewalksDC @CurtisHouck Drink the poop water to own drumpf what a wild take

@CurtisHouck Why is this a right wing talking point - do you think MAGA is going to suddenly care about the environment & this message will resonate with the idiots who support a pedophile grifter w/ orange hair & skin?FWIW this disaster has been thoroughly covered by print & broadcast media.

Lead ABC, CBS, NBC shows refuse to cover largest sewage spill in U.S. history on the Potomac River newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curti…