Danny Scoops

my train of thought is a rube goldberg machine

@deliriummm064 do it, twitter is a living corpse

@ShartedPants NO BEFORE EVEN READING THIS TWEET I WAS THINKING SO HARD ABOUT MAKING A BLUESKY

logging on here just to see what other people have posted how to find them on bluеsky

@jacksfilms Cole fucking rules

Important: youtu.be/2T7n60cMyZo?si…

Stardew Valley censored Erin’s years-old save file “Tittypussy” and she’s very sad about it. Shows up as ********** in menus or just omitted completely in dialogue boxes (like below). “Which one of you is responsible for this” she pleads

To save money on haircuts i go for the Baby Special it’s 10 bucks and they remove all my hair except for 1 strand left upright in a perfect spiral

hey is anyone

the bicycle lane is also for people who like to run really fast

what I want from the world of the future is for them to come up with renewable helium and start putting that shit into backpacks to make them a big lighter

Skinamarink is actually a Sims adaptation from the perspective of the sims with a bored player @kyleedwardball

being a second guy to arrive at a high school reunion party in a helicopter

We get it poets: things are like other things

thank you grok. my pants are ever so sharted.

i'm gonna be so fucking mad if #EnglishTeacher doesn't get a second season there will be hell to pay

i've never heard of this guy in my life

@chaufeIton whenever they start talking about fast food or whatever. What the fuck is a chipotle? Please stop talking about it I have never been more bored than whenever they start discussing restaurants

i have a whole list for this

looking down at my newborn son cradled in my arms: you're gonna spend so much money

The riddler puts the Q in lgbtq

@cranny__boy you belong in my world cranny

I want to belong to the world

@TobynJacobs do it do it do it

i'm contemplating recreating this IRL at my house for halloween

My beloved grandmother's head got ripped clean off at a Disneyland ride back in 2005 and I never got over it

what if all of our eyes are cameras for god to look at the world through