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@misandrism

Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.

hell and jail Katılım Mart 2014
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@johnvvariety I’ve been laughing about hourly over it . The very first post after 6 months off.
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I can level that watching porn is, indeed, “cheating”, in the game of jacking off that is, on account of it makes it too easy.
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@johnvvariety CLocked as back on that plant within the actual first tweet of being so is truly impressive Rofl rofl
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@johnvvariety Actually Yes. last night in fact…excellent weedar. The original drug test I stopped for never even happened, and the second one i continued my abstinence for called me to say they’re Thc friendly and do not care or test for it .
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Monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 12345678910 January february march april may june july august september october november december
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@ilusti They’re spawning right on Newbury St in Boston
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*Reconciling with my son whose every birthday, ball game, and graduation i either missed or was shitfaced at* Yeah i would say my number one motivator for my sobriety is how disruptive alcohol is to GOMAD
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Step 1 to remaining Calm in any high pressure situation is to consuming 1,000,000 coffee and ensuring your heart beat hirts bad.
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I always kept great sympathy in my heart for Yoshi and how Mario used him: sometimes as a close friend but other times as a tool to be discarded.
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@ilusti Freehold a couple months ago so not much leaves either and quite grim weather.., but My God the bagels…
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@ilusti Would love 2 see more some day When i went i was unfortunately confined to a pretty small radius by our hotel that was pretty much just parking lots and a deconstructed strip mall . But holy shit the food… 10/10 Meal after meal it was like U’d have to try to get a non-great meal
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@ilusti Inshallah everyone smiles at something tremendously simple today
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Yesterday I left a three star review on Pride and Prejudice on Goodreads and woke up sweating from a dream it had received 1,000 likes and the most hateful comments I have ever read in my life .
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Daily stand-up: I spent a long time this morning considering my sexual hangups and physical insecurities, warred against the resurfacing of certain memories, looked at my laundry baskets, as well as I moved 7 tickets to In Progress without reading them. Scrum Master: Awesomesauce
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Commenting on every Venmo transaction my boyfriend has received with, “You deserve this.” And every transaction he has paid with “FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU F
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@me_irl This the same hatsune michael who tried to spread misinfo about it being “more dangerous” to wear a helmet on a motorcycle? Just disgusting.
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hatsune michael tried to give me a LinkedIn endorsement for "Being Wrong About Goku"
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let me be clear: I REPUDIATE HatsuneMichael. he is a vandal; an excommunicate caveman; the foulest slop monger to ever spring from the muck; lives next to a condemned obelisk; the very face of "emotional pimpery". He spent 80 US Dollars on the hatsunemichael.com domain.
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Faux grass stains coudld be an up and coming thing, since everyone wants to be little kid child nowadays. Not sure what to do with it myself but when you see green knees struttin down Vogue just know you heard it here first.
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