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The childhood vacation

Me: Oh shut up dude here comes Walt Whitman My Friend: (loudly) Lmaoo Imagine wandering lonely as a cloud (we both snicker) (Walt picks up the pace)

Practicing drawing some deer and after looking at several reference photos I believe I may actually understand their anatomy less now .

It's cool that trader joes will be selling like ube mochi flakes, Neapolitan hummus, taco powder salad dressing, popcorn jam, and what's for sample is Honeycrisp Apple

@jlponIine Rofl it’s real but i signed an offer from the new place so my job seems safe. And if it’s not who gives a shit

@misandrism idk if this is a bit or not

The company i work for went bankrupt and is being bought out and the departing CEO held an all hands meeting where he said Well im not sure who else is watching the olympics but one thing we can learn from these athletes is that we can always persevere.

I don't know why I ever bother to google how long something is good for when it mostly has to do with how pure of heart you are anyways... They were saying potatoes on the counter are good for a week or two. Go to hell. See you there. We're eating one-monthers tonight.

AA…yeah Nooo thank you . What im looking for is a program to help me transition from a weekend sloppy drunk to a high-functioning, Daily alcoholic

Why would I go to AA I'm not an anonymous alcoholic I'm actually pretty well known

I want to have my beer and drink it too

Turn Based RPG Battle

At least half of all Cooking Discourse Participants aren’t even really talking or thinking about cooking and are actually fighting about being too depressed to cook and insecure about it, or having once been too depressed to cook and disgusted by that.

@ilusti Nailed in 1 post what i took 3 to say

@ilusti 3. Hostile “christian” nationality and the return of purity culture (largely stemming from hostility and insecurity rather than anything sacred) blurred the difference in the eyes of many, plus OF girls resultantly began hooking customers in w way more innocuous pictures/personas

@ilusti 2. Once out of the scene of also posting selfy’s. Guys faveing a selfy of a girl became a meme and were deemed “Simps” when that word was the big thing. It started as mostly only guys faving obvious thirst traps but spread to just any normal ass picture of a woman because,

I wish it wasn’t illegal and indeed punishable by death to tell an old best friend that you miss them all the time and will be sorry forever . But it is

Maybe if drink enough beer I can change what happened

It’s a pleasure to meet you and have yoi on the team. Promise you won’t get too much of the ‘New Guy’ treatment haha Lol . Also? You remind me of someone who betrayed me horribly, and whom i have always sought vengeance against.