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gomenasai... more like gomena TURKEY!!! follow for more bangers

"you are fat and chopped", the butterfly says to the caterpillar "buh,," replies the caterpillar #poetry #lifelesson #fatandchopped

Someone sent this to me so I added hl2 sounds

moira:

how it feels playing dva trying to dodge the 200 beam counters everyone swapped to within the first minute

valentine’s day was just a normal day to me. that’s how full of love i am. just a glimpse into my loving mind.

how reading this tweet feels

junkrat mains don't even ask for buffs anymore they just look at the devs like this

up late thinking about "he bombed a ficus"

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

Super Bowl this year gonna have so many commercials like “America is a house divided. But Reese’s will be bringing together peanut butter and chocolate as scheduled.”

Was wondering why my cat was so fat despite being on healthy diet and it turns out he’s been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night . It’s too bad he cannot pray to save his soul and his gluttony will send him to hell

When it’s 2036 and I’m watching the overwatch movie and Winston is about to sacrifice himself but the couple in the back won’t stop making out

Friday Night...

Kill everyone #KillEveryone

im 36 years old. i have no friends and no job will accept me. everyone in my life thinks im a joke. zenyatta 4k